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El Toro or Hawkules?

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Gunner's Mate
Nov 14, 2013
275
Hi fellow pirates I wanted to know who you guys and gals think brag about themselves and why I think El Toro is because we had him longer then Hawkules and when Hawkules brags El Toro thinks he is annoying.
Captain
Dec 11, 2010
748
El Toro has more right to brag, he has seen more then Hawkules has AND he is the better companion. (Although Hawkules is better for Buccaneers)
Lieutenant
Aug 15, 2012
161
dragonmaster1236 on Sep 11, 2014 wrote:
Hi fellow pirates I wanted to know who you guys and gals think brag about themselves and why I think El Toro is because we had him longer then Hawkules and when Hawkules brags El Toro thinks he is annoying.
Me: Hmmm... Good question, I need to think about this one.
El Toro: Excuse me? I've been travelling the skies with you longer than--
Hawkules: The son of Zeus? How did you know that!?
Bonnie Anne: You've only told us a thousand times...
Me: Hush guys, this is a tough decision...
El Toro: No, you shouldn't have to think about it! (shows off with sword and poses) The answer is obvious!
Hawkules: He's right! I'm clearly the best there is! (flexes muscles)
El Toro: That's not what I meant!
Me: Guys, guys, calm down! You're both great.
El Toro: That's not good enough!
Hawkules: I'm good enough. I'm far beyond good enough.
Me: Fine then, the one to get me a bottle of yum the quickest is the best.
El Toro: (leaves and comes back with yum) Here you go, friend!
(I take a sip of yum)
El Toro: So... will you say I'm the best?
Me: Oh! Well... the one to fetch me some delicious Aquilan fruit is the best.
Hawkules: (leaves and comes back with a 50 full baskets full of fruit) Is this enough, Captain?
Me: Ooh, that's plenty!
Hawkules: So that makes me the best?
Me: (eats a grape) The one who cleans the most of all my ships will be the best, hands down.
El Toro and Hawkules: I'm on it!!! (leaves)
Bonnie Anne: Cap'n, it's wrong to manipulate people.
Me: Oh, it's not so bad Bonnie, who wouldn't take advantage of this?
Bonnie Anne: I'm going to have to tell them sooner or later.
Me: (hands her my bottle of yum)
Bonnie Anne: (takes yum) Ahh! That hit the spot... Later it is then.
Me: Great! Do you want to have some of this yummy fruit? There's more than enough. (eats another grape)
Bonnie Anne: (eats apple) On the other hand, maybe this isn't so bad.
Me: That's the spirit!
Gunner's Mate
Nov 14, 2013
275
435Snow Owl on Sep 12, 2014 wrote:
Me: Hmmm... Good question, I need to think about this one.
El Toro: Excuse me? I've been travelling the skies with you longer than--
Hawkules: The son of Zeus? How did you know that!?
Bonnie Anne: You've only told us a thousand times...
Me: Hush guys, this is a tough decision...
El Toro: No, you shouldn't have to think about it! (shows off with sword and poses) The answer is obvious!
Hawkules: He's right! I'm clearly the best there is! (flexes muscles)
El Toro: That's not what I meant!
Me: Guys, guys, calm down! You're both great.
El Toro: That's not good enough!
Hawkules: I'm good enough. I'm far beyond good enough.
Me: Fine then, the one to get me a bottle of yum the quickest is the best.
El Toro: (leaves and comes back with yum) Here you go, friend!
(I take a sip of yum)
El Toro: So... will you say I'm the best?
Me: Oh! Well... the one to fetch me some delicious Aquilan fruit is the best.
Hawkules: (leaves and comes back with a 50 full baskets full of fruit) Is this enough, Captain?
Me: Ooh, that's plenty!
Hawkules: So that makes me the best?
Me: (eats a grape) The one who cleans the most of all my ships will be the best, hands down.
El Toro and Hawkules: I'm on it!!! (leaves)
Bonnie Anne: Cap'n, it's wrong to manipulate people.
Me: Oh, it's not so bad Bonnie, who wouldn't take advantage of this?
Bonnie Anne: I'm going to have to tell them sooner or later.
Me: (hands her my bottle of yum)
Bonnie Anne: (takes yum) Ahh! That hit the spot... Later it is then.
Me: Great! Do you want to have some of this yummy fruit? There's more than enough. (eats another grape)
Bonnie Anne: (eats apple) On the other hand, maybe this isn't so bad.
Me: That's the spirit!
Ha ha ha ha ha now that is a funny script good work
Lieutenant
Aug 15, 2012
161
dragonmaster1236 on Sep 12, 2014 wrote:
Ha ha ha ha ha now that is a funny script good work
Thanks, it really means a lot! I've always wanted write something like that and I absolutely love creative writing.
Petty Officer
Jul 18, 2012
50
435Snow Owl on Sep 12, 2014 wrote:
Me: Hmmm... Good question, I need to think about this one.
El Toro: Excuse me? I've been travelling the skies with you longer than--
Hawkules: The son of Zeus? How did you know that!?
Bonnie Anne: You've only told us a thousand times...
Me: Hush guys, this is a tough decision...
El Toro: No, you shouldn't have to think about it! (shows off with sword and poses) The answer is obvious!
Hawkules: He's right! I'm clearly the best there is! (flexes muscles)
El Toro: That's not what I meant!
Me: Guys, guys, calm down! You're both great.
El Toro: That's not good enough!
Hawkules: I'm good enough. I'm far beyond good enough.
Me: Fine then, the one to get me a bottle of yum the quickest is the best.
El Toro: (leaves and comes back with yum) Here you go, friend!
(I take a sip of yum)
El Toro: So... will you say I'm the best?
Me: Oh! Well... the one to fetch me some delicious Aquilan fruit is the best.
Hawkules: (leaves and comes back with a 50 full baskets full of fruit) Is this enough, Captain?
Me: Ooh, that's plenty!
Hawkules: So that makes me the best?
Me: (eats a grape) The one who cleans the most of all my ships will be the best, hands down.
El Toro and Hawkules: I'm on it!!! (leaves)
Bonnie Anne: Cap'n, it's wrong to manipulate people.
Me: Oh, it's not so bad Bonnie, who wouldn't take advantage of this?
Bonnie Anne: I'm going to have to tell them sooner or later.
Me: (hands her my bottle of yum)
Bonnie Anne: (takes yum) Ahh! That hit the spot... Later it is then.
Me: Great! Do you want to have some of this yummy fruit? There's more than enough. (eats another grape)
Bonnie Anne: (eats apple) On the other hand, maybe this isn't so bad.
Me: That's the spirit!
LOL!

Anyways I think both Hawkules and El Toro are equally the same in strength. But if you want just go to the sparring hall and then just move hawkules and el toro.
Ensign
May 19, 2012
18
435Snow Owl on Sep 12, 2014 wrote:
Me: Hmmm... Good question, I need to think about this one.
El Toro: Excuse me? I've been travelling the skies with you longer than--
Hawkules: The son of Zeus? How did you know that!?
Bonnie Anne: You've only told us a thousand times...
Me: Hush guys, this is a tough decision...
El Toro: No, you shouldn't have to think about it! (shows off with sword and poses) The answer is obvious!
Hawkules: He's right! I'm clearly the best there is! (flexes muscles)
El Toro: That's not what I meant!
Me: Guys, guys, calm down! You're both great.
El Toro: That's not good enough!
Hawkules: I'm good enough. I'm far beyond good enough.
Me: Fine then, the one to get me a bottle of yum the quickest is the best.
El Toro: (leaves and comes back with yum) Here you go, friend!
(I take a sip of yum)
El Toro: So... will you say I'm the best?
Me: Oh! Well... the one to fetch me some delicious Aquilan fruit is the best.
Hawkules: (leaves and comes back with a 50 full baskets full of fruit) Is this enough, Captain?
Me: Ooh, that's plenty!
Hawkules: So that makes me the best?
Me: (eats a grape) The one who cleans the most of all my ships will be the best, hands down.
El Toro and Hawkules: I'm on it!!! (leaves)
Bonnie Anne: Cap'n, it's wrong to manipulate people.
Me: Oh, it's not so bad Bonnie, who wouldn't take advantage of this?
Bonnie Anne: I'm going to have to tell them sooner or later.
Me: (hands her my bottle of yum)
Bonnie Anne: (takes yum) Ahh! That hit the spot... Later it is then.
Me: Great! Do you want to have some of this yummy fruit? There's more than enough. (eats another grape)
Bonnie Anne: (eats apple) On the other hand, maybe this isn't so bad.
Me: That's the spirit!
Ha Ha Ha Ha

That really made my day. Thank you so much.
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
435Snow Owl on Sep 12, 2014 wrote:
Me: Hmmm... Good question, I need to think about this one.
El Toro: Excuse me? I've been travelling the skies with you longer than--
Hawkules: The son of Zeus? How did you know that!?
Bonnie Anne: You've only told us a thousand times...
Me: Hush guys, this is a tough decision...
El Toro: No, you shouldn't have to think about it! (shows off with sword and poses) The answer is obvious!
Hawkules: He's right! I'm clearly the best there is! (flexes muscles)
El Toro: That's not what I meant!
Me: Guys, guys, calm down! You're both great.
El Toro: That's not good enough!
Hawkules: I'm good enough. I'm far beyond good enough.
Me: Fine then, the one to get me a bottle of yum the quickest is the best.
El Toro: (leaves and comes back with yum) Here you go, friend!
(I take a sip of yum)
El Toro: So... will you say I'm the best?
Me: Oh! Well... the one to fetch me some delicious Aquilan fruit is the best.
Hawkules: (leaves and comes back with a 50 full baskets full of fruit) Is this enough, Captain?
Me: Ooh, that's plenty!
Hawkules: So that makes me the best?
Me: (eats a grape) The one who cleans the most of all my ships will be the best, hands down.
El Toro and Hawkules: I'm on it!!! (leaves)
Bonnie Anne: Cap'n, it's wrong to manipulate people.
Me: Oh, it's not so bad Bonnie, who wouldn't take advantage of this?
Bonnie Anne: I'm going to have to tell them sooner or later.
Me: (hands her my bottle of yum)
Bonnie Anne: (takes yum) Ahh! That hit the spot... Later it is then.
Me: Great! Do you want to have some of this yummy fruit? There's more than enough. (eats another grape)
Bonnie Anne: (eats apple) On the other hand, maybe this isn't so bad.
Me: That's the spirit!
Very well done Carter, and super fantastically funny! Had me laughing quite a few times. Keep up the great writing and funny crew banter-- hey you know, you're pretty good at it!
Gunner's Mate
Nov 14, 2013
275
435Snow Owl on Sep 13, 2014 wrote:
Thanks, it really means a lot! I've always wanted write something like that and I absolutely love creative writing.
Oh no problem I am thinking you can be a writer for kings isle and keep on making scripts and stay cool
Commodore
May 31, 2009
894
435Snow Owl on Sep 12, 2014 wrote:
Me: Hmmm... Good question, I need to think about this one.
El Toro: Excuse me? I've been travelling the skies with you longer than--
Hawkules: The son of Zeus? How did you know that!?
Bonnie Anne: You've only told us a thousand times...
Me: Hush guys, this is a tough decision...
El Toro: No, you shouldn't have to think about it! (shows off with sword and poses) The answer is obvious!
Hawkules: He's right! I'm clearly the best there is! (flexes muscles)
El Toro: That's not what I meant!
Me: Guys, guys, calm down! You're both great.
El Toro: That's not good enough!
Hawkules: I'm good enough. I'm far beyond good enough.
Me: Fine then, the one to get me a bottle of yum the quickest is the best.
El Toro: (leaves and comes back with yum) Here you go, friend!
(I take a sip of yum)
El Toro: So... will you say I'm the best?
Me: Oh! Well... the one to fetch me some delicious Aquilan fruit is the best.
Hawkules: (leaves and comes back with a 50 full baskets full of fruit) Is this enough, Captain?
Me: Ooh, that's plenty!
Hawkules: So that makes me the best?
Me: (eats a grape) The one who cleans the most of all my ships will be the best, hands down.
El Toro and Hawkules: I'm on it!!! (leaves)
Bonnie Anne: Cap'n, it's wrong to manipulate people.
Me: Oh, it's not so bad Bonnie, who wouldn't take advantage of this?
Bonnie Anne: I'm going to have to tell them sooner or later.
Me: (hands her my bottle of yum)
Bonnie Anne: (takes yum) Ahh! That hit the spot... Later it is then.
Me: Great! Do you want to have some of this yummy fruit? There's more than enough. (eats another grape)
Bonnie Anne: (eats apple) On the other hand, maybe this isn't so bad.
Me: That's the spirit!
LOL, that was great, Carter! I think you'd give Sam a run for his money.

El Toro (to Hawkules): Perhaps we are being used?
Hawkules: Of course not! No one would be able to outwit the mighty Hawkules, for I am the--
El Toro: Yes, we know.
Sarah Steele: Go on you two, you're proving yourselves!
Ratbeard: Aye, she's right. Whoever brings back the most gold is surely the best.
El Toro and Hawkules: On it! *trip over each other in haste*
Me: They sure have big egos, don't they.
Sarah: Of course, Captain. What else would you expect?
Me: How true.
Dead Mike: They're back. Already. Wish I could still move that fast...
Me: Keep 'em busy while I take a nap, okay?
Catbeard: Can I have them fetch pickled herring?
Me: Sure, sure, whatever, as long as no one makes a mess.

Not that I enjoy manipulating my crew or anything. These crew dialogues are so much fun to write. What's ironic is that I have Hawkules on Keel Hauling since I think his ego is too big, and El Toro is in my top three.
Lieutenant
Aug 15, 2012
161
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Sep 13, 2014 wrote:
Very well done Carter, and super fantastically funny! Had me laughing quite a few times. Keep up the great writing and funny crew banter-- hey you know, you're pretty good at it!
Thanks! Not only did I take creative writing, but in theatre and acting we had to write a few scripts. I'm glad it's paying off. It is really fun and I will write more in the future!
Lieutenant
Aug 15, 2012
161
dragonmaster1236 on Sep 13, 2014 wrote:
Oh no problem I am thinking you can be a writer for kings isle and keep on making scripts and stay cool
That would be the most awesome thing! It would have to be a while though, since I have yet to graduate first. Still, I'm sure after a few years, they'll have something available and I could give it a shot.
Lieutenant
Aug 15, 2012
161
MistyDragon13 on Sep 13, 2014 wrote:
LOL, that was great, Carter! I think you'd give Sam a run for his money.

El Toro (to Hawkules): Perhaps we are being used?
Hawkules: Of course not! No one would be able to outwit the mighty Hawkules, for I am the--
El Toro: Yes, we know.
Sarah Steele: Go on you two, you're proving yourselves!
Ratbeard: Aye, she's right. Whoever brings back the most gold is surely the best.
El Toro and Hawkules: On it! *trip over each other in haste*
Me: They sure have big egos, don't they.
Sarah: Of course, Captain. What else would you expect?
Me: How true.
Dead Mike: They're back. Already. Wish I could still move that fast...
Me: Keep 'em busy while I take a nap, okay?
Catbeard: Can I have them fetch pickled herring?
Me: Sure, sure, whatever, as long as no one makes a mess.

Not that I enjoy manipulating my crew or anything. These crew dialogues are so much fun to write. What's ironic is that I have Hawkules on Keel Hauling since I think his ego is too big, and El Toro is in my top three.
Haha! Well I must admit that Sam has inspired me. After the first few times I read his writing, I was dying to write something in that script style. I was just looking for the right time. It's soooo much fun, isn't it?

Nice! It's not that I manipulate my crew for enjoyment (not entirely) , but instead of them just sitting and standing around talking about how great they are, they may as well get some chores done while they're at it. That, and it really is a hard question. Who is better...? I know this isn't a choice here, but I choose Fan Flanders. El Toro and Hawkules aren't the only ones who got some moves. Plus she's pretty silent, but actions speak louder than words.
Gunner's Mate
Nov 14, 2013
275
MistyDragon13 on Sep 13, 2014 wrote:
LOL, that was great, Carter! I think you'd give Sam a run for his money.

El Toro (to Hawkules): Perhaps we are being used?
Hawkules: Of course not! No one would be able to outwit the mighty Hawkules, for I am the--
El Toro: Yes, we know.
Sarah Steele: Go on you two, you're proving yourselves!
Ratbeard: Aye, she's right. Whoever brings back the most gold is surely the best.
El Toro and Hawkules: On it! *trip over each other in haste*
Me: They sure have big egos, don't they.
Sarah: Of course, Captain. What else would you expect?
Me: How true.
Dead Mike: They're back. Already. Wish I could still move that fast...
Me: Keep 'em busy while I take a nap, okay?
Catbeard: Can I have them fetch pickled herring?
Me: Sure, sure, whatever, as long as no one makes a mess.

Not that I enjoy manipulating my crew or anything. These crew dialogues are so much fun to write. What's ironic is that I have Hawkules on Keel Hauling since I think his ego is too big, and El Toro is in my top three.
That was funny good job I think you two should work together
Commodore
May 31, 2009
894
dragonmaster1236 on Sep 14, 2014 wrote:
That was funny good job I think you two should work together
Why thank you! I love writing crew dialogue (I have a whole notebook filled with it because I write when I get bored) and this was a perfect time to do a bit of El Toro manipulation. Now, Carter and I work together? I personally think we'd stop working and start playing Pirate101 after five minutes!
Commodore
May 31, 2009
894
435Snow Owl on Sep 14, 2014 wrote:
Haha! Well I must admit that Sam has inspired me. After the first few times I read his writing, I was dying to write something in that script style. I was just looking for the right time. It's soooo much fun, isn't it?

Nice! It's not that I manipulate my crew for enjoyment (not entirely) , but instead of them just sitting and standing around talking about how great they are, they may as well get some chores done while they're at it. That, and it really is a hard question. Who is better...? I know this isn't a choice here, but I choose Fan Flanders. El Toro and Hawkules aren't the only ones who got some moves. Plus she's pretty silent, but actions speak louder than words.
It is very fun! What you say is quite true, doing a bit of work for their captain is much better than sitting around, especially when they don't realize what they're doing. Again, not that I'm a manipulative captain or anything! Misty rather enjoys it when her companions return with goodies. And I have to agree with you, Fan Flanders is pretty awesome!
Lieutenant
Aug 15, 2012
161
MistyDragon13 on Sep 15, 2014 wrote:
Why thank you! I love writing crew dialogue (I have a whole notebook filled with it because I write when I get bored) and this was a perfect time to do a bit of El Toro manipulation. Now, Carter and I work together? I personally think we'd stop working and start playing Pirate101 after five minutes!
That would be great! Though, Misty has a point, we would stop working and play P101 after five minutes. Not only do I have "tonsa" homework, but also rehearsals for my school's musical. It's my very first time being in the cast, so I'm very excited. We're doing Little Shop of Horrors and what's funny is that I have two swashbucklers named Audrey... I now started calling my second SB "Audrey II". I kid you not. However I'm using Audrey II to replace the first one, which is kind of funny... No spoilers if you don't know the original ending of the play.

Anyways, I did wanted to do a continuation off of Misty's dialogue for my previous answer about Fan Flanders, but I didn't want to drag it out. Meh, I'll do it anyways...

Bonnie Anne: Ya know, if you really had to... Who would you pick as your favorite, Captain?
Me: Must you really ask that? You are my first mate after all.
Ratbeard: I think she means who would be your favorite melee companion.
Me: Obviously everyone in my top eight--
Sarah Steele: No! Who is your most favorite out of everyone?
Me: Oh, not you guys too! Don't make me have to choose...
(everyone starts arguing and yelling over each other)
Me: Fine, FINE! I'll choose... Uh... (looks at Fan) Fan!
Fan: Huh?
Me: You're my favorite melee companion out of my entire crew!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Sarah Steele: But that's not fair!
Ratbeard: She doesn't even speak much!
Me: Exactly! She's the only one who isn't getting on my case yelling and screaming. Besides, she's an excellent fighter and I'm always delighted to fight along with her. (heads to captain quarters)
Sarah Steele: Well... maybe you should reconsider your decision. I mean... I'm quite a fantastic swashbuckler.
Ratbeard: And I'm not the only buccaneer who can pack quite a punch.
Me: You have my answer, now everyone leave me alone with my yum and Aquilan fruit! (leaves)
Sarah Steele: You know... next time we'll just make the question more specific.
Ratbeard: Yeah, like which melee companion, who actually speaks, is the best.
Bonnie Anne: I actually agree with the captain. Fan Flanders is indeed great in combat. (to Fan) Don't take it too personally Fan.
Fan: Nah, it's okay. Hater's gonna hate.
Commodore
May 31, 2009
894
435Snow Owl on Sep 15, 2014 wrote:
That would be great! Though, Misty has a point, we would stop working and play P101 after five minutes. Not only do I have "tonsa" homework, but also rehearsals for my school's musical. It's my very first time being in the cast, so I'm very excited. We're doing Little Shop of Horrors and what's funny is that I have two swashbucklers named Audrey... I now started calling my second SB "Audrey II". I kid you not. However I'm using Audrey II to replace the first one, which is kind of funny... No spoilers if you don't know the original ending of the play.

Anyways, I did wanted to do a continuation off of Misty's dialogue for my previous answer about Fan Flanders, but I didn't want to drag it out. Meh, I'll do it anyways...

Bonnie Anne: Ya know, if you really had to... Who would you pick as your favorite, Captain?
Me: Must you really ask that? You are my first mate after all.
Ratbeard: I think she means who would be your favorite melee companion.
Me: Obviously everyone in my top eight--
Sarah Steele: No! Who is your most favorite out of everyone?
Me: Oh, not you guys too! Don't make me have to choose...
(everyone starts arguing and yelling over each other)
Me: Fine, FINE! I'll choose... Uh... (looks at Fan) Fan!
Fan: Huh?
Me: You're my favorite melee companion out of my entire crew!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Sarah Steele: But that's not fair!
Ratbeard: She doesn't even speak much!
Me: Exactly! She's the only one who isn't getting on my case yelling and screaming. Besides, she's an excellent fighter and I'm always delighted to fight along with her. (heads to captain quarters)
Sarah Steele: Well... maybe you should reconsider your decision. I mean... I'm quite a fantastic swashbuckler.
Ratbeard: And I'm not the only buccaneer who can pack quite a punch.
Me: You have my answer, now everyone leave me alone with my yum and Aquilan fruit! (leaves)
Sarah Steele: You know... next time we'll just make the question more specific.
Ratbeard: Yeah, like which melee companion, who actually speaks, is the best.
Bonnie Anne: I actually agree with the captain. Fan Flanders is indeed great in combat. (to Fan) Don't take it too personally Fan.
Fan: Nah, it's okay. Hater's gonna hate.
Oops, not sure how I missed your post Carter. Another hilarious (and very true) companion dialogue to add to the book! I just have to continue on. This may end up dragging out like the first El Toro vs someone else thread. It's here if you want to take a look.

Sarah Steele: Captain, are you all right?
Me: Wha? Sorry, just taking a nap.
Bonnie Anne: You were talking in your sleep.
Me: I was?
Sarah Steele: Yes. Yes you were.
Me: Oh dear.
Gracie Conrad: It was a little odd. *whispers to Sarah* She's open to suggestion. If you want to claim your title as the best Swashbuckler, do it now.
Sarah Steele: Do you remember what you were saying before you fell asleep?
Me: I was picking favorites, right?
Sarah Steele: Yup. And it was me.
Ratbeard: No it wa--*Subodai covers mouth*
Subodai: She is right.
Me: Okay then.
Fan: ...wow.
Gunner's Mate
Nov 14, 2013
275
MistyDragon13 on Sep 18, 2014 wrote:
Oops, not sure how I missed your post Carter. Another hilarious (and very true) companion dialogue to add to the book! I just have to continue on. This may end up dragging out like the first El Toro vs someone else thread. It's here if you want to take a look.

Sarah Steele: Captain, are you all right?
Me: Wha? Sorry, just taking a nap.
Bonnie Anne: You were talking in your sleep.
Me: I was?
Sarah Steele: Yes. Yes you were.
Me: Oh dear.
Gracie Conrad: It was a little odd. *whispers to Sarah* She's open to suggestion. If you want to claim your title as the best Swashbuckler, do it now.
Sarah Steele: Do you remember what you were saying before you fell asleep?
Me: I was picking favorites, right?
Sarah Steele: Yup. And it was me.
Ratbeard: No it wa--*Subodai covers mouth*
Subodai: She is right.
Me: Okay then.
Fan: ...wow.
Ha ha
Commodore
Jan 17, 2013
751
El toro, he has more right to brag because he is a symbol of hope for the people of santo pollo! Without toro the people of santo pollo would be without hope and enslaved by the scum bags that call themselves the banditoads!
Lieutenant
Aug 15, 2012
161
MistyDragon13 on Sep 18, 2014 wrote:
Oops, not sure how I missed your post Carter. Another hilarious (and very true) companion dialogue to add to the book! I just have to continue on. This may end up dragging out like the first El Toro vs someone else thread. It's here if you want to take a look.

Sarah Steele: Captain, are you all right?
Me: Wha? Sorry, just taking a nap.
Bonnie Anne: You were talking in your sleep.
Me: I was?
Sarah Steele: Yes. Yes you were.
Me: Oh dear.
Gracie Conrad: It was a little odd. *whispers to Sarah* She's open to suggestion. If you want to claim your title as the best Swashbuckler, do it now.
Sarah Steele: Do you remember what you were saying before you fell asleep?
Me: I was picking favorites, right?
Sarah Steele: Yup. And it was me.
Ratbeard: No it wa--*Subodai covers mouth*
Subodai: She is right.
Me: Okay then.
Fan: ...wow.
Me: (steers ship)
Catbeard: Umm... captain?
Me: What is it now?
Catbeard: Gee, someone is clearly sassy today.
Gracie Conrad: He just wants to know who you think is the best privateer; and frankly I'm interested in knowing that answer as well.
Catbeard: Precisely.
Lucky Jack Russell: I too would like to know.
Me: (loses patience) Don't make me turn this ship around!
El Toro and Hawkules: We have returned!
Everyone: (groans)
El Toro: Gee, tough crowd...
Hawkules: So have you figured out that I'm the best after all?
El Toro: Oh, give me a break!
Me: Right, about that...
Bonnie Anne: Ah ah ah, you missed a spot!
El Toro and Hawkules: (trips over each other and tries to finish cleaning the ships)
Me: Thank you, Bonnie.
Bonnie Anne: You know, they're not going to stop coming back until they get an answer. This can't go on forever.
Me: I'm not so sure about that. Do you want to find out? I have no problem sending them out on errands and neither do they apparently.
Sarah Steele: Wouldn't matter, you've already claimed me as the best swashbuckler.
Me: I did!?
Sarah Steele: Um... it was right after your nap...
Me: What have I told you guys about waking me out of my sleep and asking me questions? I'm still half asleep and barely know what's going on.
Fan: So... does that mean that she's not the best swashbuckler?
Me: You guys can't be serious.
Subodai: Note. Serious. Face.
Me:

If anyone has caught that Kim Possible reference, you are one of the best people ever!
Commodore
May 31, 2009
894
435Snow Owl on Sep 20, 2014 wrote:
Me: (steers ship)
Catbeard: Umm... captain?
Me: What is it now?
Catbeard: Gee, someone is clearly sassy today.
Gracie Conrad: He just wants to know who you think is the best privateer; and frankly I'm interested in knowing that answer as well.
Catbeard: Precisely.
Lucky Jack Russell: I too would like to know.
Me: (loses patience) Don't make me turn this ship around!
El Toro and Hawkules: We have returned!
Everyone: (groans)
El Toro: Gee, tough crowd...
Hawkules: So have you figured out that I'm the best after all?
El Toro: Oh, give me a break!
Me: Right, about that...
Bonnie Anne: Ah ah ah, you missed a spot!
El Toro and Hawkules: (trips over each other and tries to finish cleaning the ships)
Me: Thank you, Bonnie.
Bonnie Anne: You know, they're not going to stop coming back until they get an answer. This can't go on forever.
Me: I'm not so sure about that. Do you want to find out? I have no problem sending them out on errands and neither do they apparently.
Sarah Steele: Wouldn't matter, you've already claimed me as the best swashbuckler.
Me: I did!?
Sarah Steele: Um... it was right after your nap...
Me: What have I told you guys about waking me out of my sleep and asking me questions? I'm still half asleep and barely know what's going on.
Fan: So... does that mean that she's not the best swashbuckler?
Me: You guys can't be serious.
Subodai: Note. Serious. Face.
Me:

If anyone has caught that Kim Possible reference, you are one of the best people ever!
LOL I loved Kim Possible when I was younger!

Shiruku Neko: This has gone on long enough...
Lt. Springer: It isn't bad, really. Keeps those two away. But still, Captain, who's the best Privateer?
Me: Not you too! All of you, go do something useful and leave me be! I refuse to pick favorites!
Ratbeard: *stomps peg leg* But Cap'n, havin' favorites is just part o' the job!
Subodai: I will leave this conversation now.
Sarah Steele: But you're the only voice of reason in this conversation of madness!
Catbeard: Is he?
Sarah Steele: Or maybe...gah, you've been talking to Romba, haven't you.
Catbeard: Maybe...
Me: How do you even know Romba?
Catbeard: I don't. It was a friend of a friend thing. *walks away*
Me: *sigh*
Dead Mike: Cap'n, I was wondering if you could tell me who your favorite Buccaneer is?
Me: No! No more favorites!
Dead Mike: I thought you'd say that. *walks away*
Me: Ugh, you guys are impossible.
Gunner's Mate
Nov 14, 2013
275
435Snow Owl on Sep 20, 2014 wrote:
Me: (steers ship)
Catbeard: Umm... captain?
Me: What is it now?
Catbeard: Gee, someone is clearly sassy today.
Gracie Conrad: He just wants to know who you think is the best privateer; and frankly I'm interested in knowing that answer as well.
Catbeard: Precisely.
Lucky Jack Russell: I too would like to know.
Me: (loses patience) Don't make me turn this ship around!
El Toro and Hawkules: We have returned!
Everyone: (groans)
El Toro: Gee, tough crowd...
Hawkules: So have you figured out that I'm the best after all?
El Toro: Oh, give me a break!
Me: Right, about that...
Bonnie Anne: Ah ah ah, you missed a spot!
El Toro and Hawkules: (trips over each other and tries to finish cleaning the ships)
Me: Thank you, Bonnie.
Bonnie Anne: You know, they're not going to stop coming back until they get an answer. This can't go on forever.
Me: I'm not so sure about that. Do you want to find out? I have no problem sending them out on errands and neither do they apparently.
Sarah Steele: Wouldn't matter, you've already claimed me as the best swashbuckler.
Me: I did!?
Sarah Steele: Um... it was right after your nap...
Me: What have I told you guys about waking me out of my sleep and asking me questions? I'm still half asleep and barely know what's going on.
Fan: So... does that mean that she's not the best swashbuckler?
Me: You guys can't be serious.
Subodai: Note. Serious. Face.
Me:

If anyone has caught that Kim Possible reference, you are one of the best people ever!
Another master piece I hope you will post more funny scripts like this on here I am always up for a good laugh
Lieutenant
Aug 15, 2012
161
MistyDragon13 on Sep 20, 2014 wrote:
LOL I loved Kim Possible when I was younger!

Shiruku Neko: This has gone on long enough...
Lt. Springer: It isn't bad, really. Keeps those two away. But still, Captain, who's the best Privateer?
Me: Not you too! All of you, go do something useful and leave me be! I refuse to pick favorites!
Ratbeard: *stomps peg leg* But Cap'n, havin' favorites is just part o' the job!
Subodai: I will leave this conversation now.
Sarah Steele: But you're the only voice of reason in this conversation of madness!
Catbeard: Is he?
Sarah Steele: Or maybe...gah, you've been talking to Romba, haven't you.
Catbeard: Maybe...
Me: How do you even know Romba?
Catbeard: I don't. It was a friend of a friend thing. *walks away*
Me: *sigh*
Dead Mike: Cap'n, I was wondering if you could tell me who your favorite Buccaneer is?
Me: No! No more favorites!
Dead Mike: I thought you'd say that. *walks away*
Me: Ugh, you guys are impossible.
Me too! I miss it so much. Okay, let's continue, hmm...

El Toro and Hawkules: We're back!
Me: (sarcasm) Oh, great!
El Toro: Captain, no disrespect, but... are you using us to do all the chores?
Bonnie Anne: (whispers to me) He's on to us! Say something!
Me: Umm...
Hawkules: Don't be ridiculous! The captain would never do such a thing. Especially to the son of Zeus!
Bonnie Anne: (rolls eyes)
Me: Uh... Hawkules is right. Those were, uh... tests! Yeah, that's it! Tests to... show off your skills of speed and strength.
Hawkules: I knew it!
El Toro: So how did these tests go. Who is the best?
Me: Well the answer is very clear who's the best...
Bonnie Anne: It is?
Fan: Say what?
Ratbeard: Wait a minute...
Me: El Toro, you are the best...
El Toro: Haha! I knew it! (to Hawkules) In your face!
Hawkules: Rigged!
Me: You are the best swashbuckler I know in Cool Ranch.
Froggo Villa: Oh, I see how it is...
Me: Hawkules, you are the strongest buccaneer I know in Aquila... Your father must be proud.
Hawkules: He is indeed! My father, Zeus, is very proud of me!
Bonnie Anne: Wow captain... that was... actually kind of sweet. I didn't know you had it in you! (laughs)
Me: Yeah, well... don't get used to it.
Captain
Dec 01, 2012
607
Hmm...

El Toro:Captain,it is me!
Hawkules:Well,yeah,if you were the son of Zeus,and not some horse.What is up with that?El Toro wasn't a bull and now the bull is a bull when before the bull was a horse?That makes no sense!
El Toro:Do not insult my-
Me:Guys,I've already decided who's the best between you two.
El Toro,Hawkules:WHO?!?!?!
Me:Mormo,duh!
Mormo:Wasn't it obvious?
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