The ship had been silent for hours, deck guards walking above dek unknowing what would happen in a few moments.
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2..
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KABOOM!!!!!!!
In a flash of light and heat the ship exploded into a million tiny little peices.

The pirates celebrated that night because they made it rain yum, and the "fireworks" looked grand. Then the unthinkable happened, they exploded for no apparent reason.

{Hey guys, just was feeling funny so I made this thread. Feel free to add silly stories, with () or without () explosions.}