anecorbie on Jul 10, 2014 wrote:

Hahahahhahah * Thud * Dang it, Valkoor, that was too funny, and shouldn't be awwowed! We did litter Mooshu with a lot of enemies, didn't we? Thank goodness Stormzilla is the same size as that tower, so I don't expect him in there.

Thank you Esperanza, happy to give you a little bit of a laugh but.........are you OK? I heard a loud * Thud *. I'm hoping that the MooShu Towah isn't really Stormzilla in disguise and we are literally going to be entering "The Belly of the Beast." Now that would be Nefarious!!!

MistyDragon13 on Jul 12, 2014 wrote:

Oh my gosh, I actually heard Timon, Pumbaa, and the background music when I read that. Oh dear...let's see, what other Disney songs can we dig up?

Me: Let it go, Let it go,
can't hold it ba--

Everyone else in the room: NOOOOOOO!! Stop it!!

Me: Okay, fine. How about 'Do you wanna farm the tower?'

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or should we run away?
Bet we see Moo Manchu again
Or Hamakala, then
we all run in to play!
We planned this big party
and then, we failed.
And we all want to know why!
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or go to the Brawlin' Hall?
I think its release is overdue
I've started running to
that tower very tall!
It gets a little boring,
all this suspension,
just watching the snow swirl by.
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Ah, that's all I can come up with right now. I'm not very good at writing songs....

Misty, that was perfect! My personal favorite song from Frozen. And all that snow in the Paths of Penance must have inspired you.
So, Do you wanna build a snowman?

MistyDragon13 on Jul 12, 2014 wrote:

Oh my gosh, I actually heard Timon, Pumbaa, and the background music when I read that. Oh dear...let's see, what other Disney songs can we dig up?

Me: Let it go, Let it go,
can't hold it ba--

Everyone else in the room: NOOOOOOO!! Stop it!!

Me: Okay, fine. How about 'Do you wanna farm the tower?'

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or should we run away?
Bet we see Moo Manchu again
Or Hamakala, then
we all run in to play!
We planned this big party
and then, we failed.
And we all want to know why!
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or go to the Brawlin' Hall?
I think its release is overdue
I've started running to
that tower very tall!
It gets a little boring,
all this suspension,
just watching the snow swirl by.
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Ah, that's all I can come up with right now. I'm not very good at writing songs....

Here's an old one I dredged up..
I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I reached the top, and had to stop
And thats whats bothering me.
I wanna be a man, man cub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around!

Oh, oobee doo
Wappa doo
I wanna be like youu
Wappa doobee doobee
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you
Toooo
Shooby doo
You see its truuue
An ape like meeee
Can learn to be
huuuman toooo.

(Cue hand trumpet)

Ah, the wonders of old disney songs.

anecorbie on Jul 13, 2014 wrote:

Why do I get the feeling that we may be crashing the Annual Stockholder's Meeting for Nefarious Industries and Malicious Manufacturers Amalgamated ( NIMMA ) ?

Sato: This meeting will now come to order, first item on the agenda -
Doctor Noh: Point of order, Chairman!
Sato: What is it, Noh?
Dr. Noh: I humbly point out that we have run out of Krispy Kreme Donuts and Girl Scout Cookies. It has been some time since we were visited by those curiously hairy sales representatives.
Sato: Enough, The sugar high induced by said comestibles is just wearing off of some of our minions.

Voice from intercom: WARNING, WARNING! Heroes have entered the building. Commencing lockdown.

Sato: Not again....

Pfft that was awesome. 'Curiously hairy sales representatives'? There's this really random part of me imagining Bonnie Anne, Sarah Steele, and for some extremely odd reason Ratbeard stuffed into Girl Scout uniforms trying to sell cookies to Lo Pan and Doctor Noh.

*Thump* why is my chair up there and not under me? Oh, wait. -_- I keep falling out of it because I'm laughing too hard. Why does everyone here have such a well-developed sense of humor!?! Never stop being hilarious everyone!

Stormzilla: Roar!

Dr. Noh: What did it say?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Sato: I think it wants a cookie. But we can't exactly feed it, can we?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Moo Manchu: Hold on, I speak Zilla. (to Stormzilla): Roar!

Stormzilla: Roar?

Moo Manchu: It does want a cookie. How do I tell it we're all out?

Dr. Noh: Maybe you can tell it to eat the pirates that seem to be gathering outside of the tower.

Sato: What?

Dr. Noh: And now they're trying to break down the door.

Moo Manchu: Really?

Dr. Noh: They saw me. Darn. Now that one Buccaneer is shouting at me. What was his name? Vault Door?

Moo Manchu: I believe it was Valkoor.

Dr: Noh: Ah, yes. *shouts to Pirates* You will never reach the top of the tower alive!

Intercom (in a pleasant voice): Now commencing self-destruct. *begins counting down from 500*

Moo Manchu: WHAT!?!?

Sato: I didn't press it on purpose!

Clever Sam Jones on Jul 15, 2014 wrote:

Here's an old one I dredged up..
I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I reached the top, and had to stop
And thats whats bothering me.
I wanna be a man, man cub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around!

Oh, oobee doo
Wappa doo
I wanna be like youu
Wappa doobee doobee
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you
Toooo
Shooby doo
You see its truuue
An ape like meeee
Can learn to be
huuuman toooo.

(Cue hand trumpet)

Ah, the wonders of old disney songs.

Disney songs are great! Now if I could remember more of Brother Bear, I'd be posting those too. The only song I remember from Brother Bear is this one:

Tell everybody
I'm on my way
new friends
and new places
to seeee

*gets stuffed into a log but keeps singing*

Why can't I remember more of that movie? It was my favorite next to the Lion King and Mulan!! I'm going to go watch it now... *powers up old VCR player* Yup, I still have a working VCR player. And a whole bunch of old Disney movies to go with it.

MistyDragon13 on Jul 16, 2014 wrote:

Pfft that was awesome. 'Curiously hairy sales representatives'? There's this really random part of me imagining Bonnie Anne, Sarah Steele, and for some extremely odd reason Ratbeard stuffed into Girl Scout uniforms trying to sell cookies to Lo Pan and Doctor Noh.

*Thump* why is my chair up there and not under me? Oh, wait. -_- I keep falling out of it because I'm laughing too hard. Why does everyone here have such a well-developed sense of humor!?! Never stop being hilarious everyone!

Stormzilla: Roar!

Dr. Noh: What did it say?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Sato: I think it wants a cookie. But we can't exactly feed it, can we?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Moo Manchu: Hold on, I speak Zilla. (to Stormzilla): Roar!

Stormzilla: Roar?

Moo Manchu: It does want a cookie. How do I tell it we're all out?

Dr. Noh: Maybe you can tell it to eat the pirates that seem to be gathering outside of the tower.

Sato: What?

Dr. Noh: And now they're trying to break down the door.

Moo Manchu: Really?

Dr. Noh: They saw me. Darn. Now that one Buccaneer is shouting at me. What was his name? Vault Door?

Moo Manchu: I believe it was Valkoor.

Dr: Noh: Ah, yes. *shouts to Pirates* You will never reach the top of the tower alive!

Intercom (in a pleasant voice): Now commencing self-destruct. *begins counting down from 500*

Moo Manchu: WHAT!?!?

Sato: I didn't press it on purpose!

LOL Oh my sides hurt from laughing so much....STOP! No Never stop. Truly delightful.

I want to know what the Developers know,
Want to sit them down and ask them my questions,
Like, what is this tower,
And why is it - what's the word? Tall!
And is that all,
No it's not all,
Watch me and see,
Someday I'll be,
In that Tower so Tall!
( Told ya I liked mermaids! )

MistyDragon13 on Jul 16, 2014 wrote:

Pfft that was awesome. 'Curiously hairy sales representatives'? There's this really random part of me imagining Bonnie Anne, Sarah Steele, and for some extremely odd reason Ratbeard stuffed into Girl Scout uniforms trying to sell cookies to Lo Pan and Doctor Noh.

*Thump* why is my chair up there and not under me? Oh, wait. -_- I keep falling out of it because I'm laughing too hard. Why does everyone here have such a well-developed sense of humor!?! Never stop being hilarious everyone!

Stormzilla: Roar!

Dr. Noh: What did it say?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Sato: I think it wants a cookie. But we can't exactly feed it, can we?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Moo Manchu: Hold on, I speak Zilla. (to Stormzilla): Roar!

Stormzilla: Roar?

Moo Manchu: It does want a cookie. How do I tell it we're all out?

Dr. Noh: Maybe you can tell it to eat the pirates that seem to be gathering outside of the tower.

Sato: What?

Dr. Noh: And now they're trying to break down the door.

Moo Manchu: Really?

Dr. Noh: They saw me. Darn. Now that one Buccaneer is shouting at me. What was his name? Vault Door?

Moo Manchu: I believe it was Valkoor.

Dr: Noh: Ah, yes. *shouts to Pirates* You will never reach the top of the tower alive!

Intercom (in a pleasant voice): Now commencing self-destruct. *begins counting down from 500*

Moo Manchu: WHAT!?!?

Sato: I didn't press it on purpose!

ROFL, I wasn't as fortunate and didn't manage to stay in my seat- I'll send the bill to you.

Too, too funny Misty!

I'll gladly answer to Vault Door as well and certainly Falkor,(The Luckdragon), sometimes Cow Snore ,maybe even Vac Roar and of course Talk More.....but never, ever will I answer to Back Pore or Vast Corn.

Love the dialogue by the way, very well done!

Clever Sam Jones on Jul 17, 2014 wrote:

I must admit, I still have a (mostly) functional VCR player, and a large collection of Disney movies. Here is a song for all the witchdoctors out there.
Don't you disrespect me little man!
Don't you derogate or deride
You're in my world now, not your world
And I've got friends on the other side.
He's got friends on the other side...

That's an echo gentleman. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't worry..

Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please.
I can read your future
I can change it round some too.
I can look deep into your heart and soul
You do have a soul Lawrence?
Make your wildest dreams come true.

I got voodoo
I got hoodoo
I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side.
He's got friends on the other side...

One of my more favorite villainous Disney songs, second only to "Be Prepared".
Clever Sam Jones

How could we forget the best pirate song of all time?
Yo ho yo ho,
Oh a pirate's life is a wonderful life,
A rovin' over the sea,
Give me a career as a buccaneer,
It's a life of a pirate for me!
Oh a life of a pirate for me.

A pirate's life is a wonderful life,
They never bury your bones,
For when it's all over,
A jolly sea-rover,
Drops in on his friend, Davy Jones!
drops in on his friend Davy Jones!

Chrissy Th'Blesser on Jun 30, 2014 wrote:

*Waves hand wildly* I WOULD Who better than the tower's creator to help with strategies in defeating it. Remember that he has had the privilege of LOTS of practice. *Pins on a "I would LOVE to play with Ratbeard" badge*

Me too! I wanna play with Ratbeard too! He always makes me laugh (both the character and the developer)

i have yet to see it. what can i say i'm trying to do one good deed a day, and that good deed is not bothering them... that's the same good deed every day. o. o i got to rethink this, it looks like a worse idea on paper.

ValkoorTheVictorio... on Jul 17, 2014 wrote:

ROFL, I wasn't as fortunate and didn't manage to stay in my seat- I'll send the bill to you.

Too, too funny Misty!

I'll gladly answer to Vault Door as well and certainly Falkor,(The Luckdragon), sometimes Cow Snore ,maybe even Vac Roar and of course Talk More.....but never, ever will I answer to Back Pore or Vast Corn.

Love the dialogue by the way, very well done!

Thank you Valkoor!! Some of those other, ah, nicknames of yours had me nearly (but not quite) falling off of my own chair.