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An Intimate Punversation, with Felix and Valkoor

AuthorMessage
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
Howdy all, this is a little in-game conversation between Felix/The Hoodoo Master, & myself, that we wanted to share here on the boards-- we'll call it..."Ode to Pun". Felix asked me to post it last week, but it was one hectic week & I didn't get much time for the computer.

So, we hope you enjoy it :D [= Felix & , well...that's me ]

So, I’m fine and dandy, how is you?
Me is good :] Just hanging out with the crew, then going to a relatives and then
…out to dinner later on, for some whining and dining :D
Whining and dining? Reveling and celebrating, partying and flying
Cooking and eating, pun in and groaning
Yes, all of that good stuff, pun in mixed in between all of it of course!
hmm … what else is there to say …
Cats are cool??
<and here's where the PUN begins!>
Sure, Esperanza, Misty and I had a swim party yesterday night.
Your invitation got lost in the mai al :P
Oh nice, bet it was quite a splash!
That’s ok, my mai al either comes by mule or pig un <pigeon>, they get lost all the time
Well, if you had been there, I we at <wet (bet)> it would’ve been just as…
…fun.
I mean, you’re a cool … I mean pool guy.
Well, I sure would like to have been there, I only got on for about thirsty
…minutes to train and collect but rain into Misty and chatted with her the whole time.
Yeah, but when it comes to invitations, I wouldn’t drop it.
Get it, water drop? Hehe
Ooh, nice one, you sure did dive into that one :P
A stroke of genius for sure :D
These puns are great, wonder if we could get a discount, if they were on sail.
Very nice, I’ll send you a friendly wave for that one!
Seems we’re fishing for puns now.
It’s quite a ripple effect.
Fine, you fin.
You baited me in, hook, line and sinker :P
I shouldn’t have boat ed
I was a bit too stern, but we should both take a bow!
Oar, we could just call it a draw :]
eel agree on that ;)
Haha! That was electric!
Wouldn’t want to be shell fish.
No, not at all, takes a shrimpy person to be like that.
It’s a well prawned operation.
Now, I’m just floundering for puns, making a bass of myself :P
I know, we’re flooding the whole room :P
Just trying to keep a float in all this
Al geez, this is fun!
Oh yes , nothing like a good pun tack you leer start to the day :D
This is a plank ton of puns!
It may even cause a raft in the humor contimuum.
Have I gone too far?
Indeed, I had a sinking suspicion that you were this clam my XD don’t even know what …
…that even meant :P
Never too far, when it comes to pun age!
Lol, I might be dried out
May I just sea we ad
A bit washed up, eh? Set adrift by madness, consumed by the tides.
Though, that I’m thankful for this.
This would make for a great little, humorous story or comic book!
Mind going to the message boards and posting this? I can’t because I’ve got …
…homework to do.
Sure thing. I’ll get some screen shots and get it posted later :D
Cool.
:D

Commodore
May 31, 2009
894
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Feb 23, 2015 wrote:
Howdy all, this is a little in-game conversation between Felix/The Hoodoo Master, & myself, that we wanted to share here on the boards-- we'll call it..."Ode to Pun". Felix asked me to post it last week, but it was one hectic week & I didn't get much time for the computer.

So, we hope you enjoy it :D [= Felix & , well...that's me ]

So, I’m fine and dandy, how is you?
Me is good :] Just hanging out with the crew, then going to a relatives and then
…out to dinner later on, for some whining and dining :D
Whining and dining? Reveling and celebrating, partying and flying
Cooking and eating, pun in and groaning
Yes, all of that good stuff, pun in mixed in between all of it of course!
hmm … what else is there to say …
Cats are cool??
<and here's where the PUN begins!>
Sure, Esperanza, Misty and I had a swim party yesterday night.
Your invitation got lost in the mai al :P
Oh nice, bet it was quite a splash!
That’s ok, my mai al either comes by mule or pig un <pigeon>, they get lost all the time
Well, if you had been there, I we at <wet (bet)> it would’ve been just as…
…fun.
I mean, you’re a cool … I mean pool guy.
Well, I sure would like to have been there, I only got on for about thirsty
…minutes to train and collect but rain into Misty and chatted with her the whole time.
Yeah, but when it comes to invitations, I wouldn’t drop it.
Get it, water drop? Hehe
Ooh, nice one, you sure did dive into that one :P
A stroke of genius for sure :D
These puns are great, wonder if we could get a discount, if they were on sail.
Very nice, I’ll send you a friendly wave for that one!
Seems we’re fishing for puns now.
It’s quite a ripple effect.
Fine, you fin.
You baited me in, hook, line and sinker :P
I shouldn’t have boat ed
I was a bit too stern, but we should both take a bow!
Oar, we could just call it a draw :]
eel agree on that ;)
Haha! That was electric!
Wouldn’t want to be shell fish.
No, not at all, takes a shrimpy person to be like that.
It’s a well prawned operation.
Now, I’m just floundering for puns, making a bass of myself :P
I know, we’re flooding the whole room :P
Just trying to keep a float in all this
Al geez, this is fun!
Oh yes , nothing like a good pun tack you leer start to the day :D
This is a plank ton of puns!
It may even cause a raft in the humor contimuum.
Have I gone too far?
Indeed, I had a sinking suspicion that you were this clam my XD don’t even know what …
…that even meant :P
Never too far, when it comes to pun age!
Lol, I might be dried out
May I just sea we ad
A bit washed up, eh? Set adrift by madness, consumed by the tides.
Though, that I’m thankful for this.
This would make for a great little, humorous story or comic book!
Mind going to the message boards and posting this? I can’t because I’ve got …
…homework to do.
Sure thing. I’ll get some screen shots and get it posted later :D
Cool.
:D
And so another contest of puns draws to a close. Well done, both of you! Thank you for the much needed giggle.

Captain
Dec 01, 2012
607
MistyDragon13 on Feb 23, 2015 wrote:
And so another contest of puns draws to a close. Well done, both of you! Thank you for the much needed giggle.
You are welcome,my old friend!Thank you for the compliments!

And thanks to Valkoor for posting this!

Admiral
Jul 07, 2013
1124
He crossed my eyes, turned a yarn, and put a stop on the whole matter.

Virtuous Dante Ramsey

Admiral
Jul 07, 2013
1124
Although if it gets out of hand you might find that someone will deal some punishment.....

Virtuous Dante Ramsey

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
The Hoodoo Master on Feb 24, 2015 wrote:
You are welcome,my old friend!Thank you for the compliments!

And thanks to Valkoor for posting this!
You are quite welcome Felix, it was quite a great time and punversation with you...sorry it took so long for me to get to posting it.

I also had wanted to include the beginning of the conversation about the phone book, the clown, the fish, the flowers, the awesome stuff, the "love letter", "that would be telling", hanging Misty upside down to shake information from her pockets...and all of the other "planned randomness". But I simply couldn't fit it into the post. I think I edited it down to exactly 3000 characters, so the rest of the silliness had to take a trip to a day spa.

And to Misty, so glad you enjoyed it-- we can always count on you to appreciate our schlap-schtick punnery!

Petty Officer
Feb 27, 2009
94
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Feb 23, 2015 wrote:
Howdy all, this is a little in-game conversation between Felix/The Hoodoo Master, & myself, that we wanted to share here on the boards-- we'll call it..."Ode to Pun". Felix asked me to post it last week, but it was one hectic week & I didn't get much time for the computer.

So, we hope you enjoy it :D [= Felix & , well...that's me ]

So, I’m fine and dandy, how is you?
Me is good :] Just hanging out with the crew, then going to a relatives and then
…out to dinner later on, for some whining and dining :D
Whining and dining? Reveling and celebrating, partying and flying
Cooking and eating, pun in and groaning
Yes, all of that good stuff, pun in mixed in between all of it of course!
hmm … what else is there to say …
Cats are cool??
<and here's where the PUN begins!>
Sure, Esperanza, Misty and I had a swim party yesterday night.
Your invitation got lost in the mai al :P
Oh nice, bet it was quite a splash!
That’s ok, my mai al either comes by mule or pig un <pigeon>, they get lost all the time
Well, if you had been there, I we at <wet (bet)> it would’ve been just as…
…fun.
I mean, you’re a cool … I mean pool guy.
Well, I sure would like to have been there, I only got on for about thirsty
…minutes to train and collect but rain into Misty and chatted with her the whole time.
Yeah, but when it comes to invitations, I wouldn’t drop it.
Get it, water drop? Hehe
Ooh, nice one, you sure did dive into that one :P
A stroke of genius for sure :D
These puns are great, wonder if we could get a discount, if they were on sail.
Very nice, I’ll send you a friendly wave for that one!
Seems we’re fishing for puns now.
It’s quite a ripple effect.
Fine, you fin.
You baited me in, hook, line and sinker :P
I shouldn’t have boat ed
I was a bit too stern, but we should both take a bow!
Oar, we could just call it a draw :]
eel agree on that ;)
Haha! That was electric!
Wouldn’t want to be shell fish.
No, not at all, takes a shrimpy person to be like that.
It’s a well prawned operation.
Now, I’m just floundering for puns, making a bass of myself :P
I know, we’re flooding the whole room :P
Just trying to keep a float in all this
Al geez, this is fun!
Oh yes , nothing like a good pun tack you leer start to the day :D
This is a plank ton of puns!
It may even cause a raft in the humor contimuum.
Have I gone too far?
Indeed, I had a sinking suspicion that you were this clam my XD don’t even know what …
…that even meant :P
Never too far, when it comes to pun age!
Lol, I might be dried out
May I just sea we ad
A bit washed up, eh? Set adrift by madness, consumed by the tides.
Though, that I’m thankful for this.
This would make for a great little, humorous story or comic book!
Mind going to the message boards and posting this? I can’t because I’ve got …
…homework to do.
Sure thing. I’ll get some screen shots and get it posted later :D
Cool.
:D
Wait, pool party invitations in the winter? Invitations? Do all of you live in the same town in a warm area? I am confizzled.

Quentin Davenport, lvl 65

Marcus Davenport, lvl 33

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
wanted468 on Feb 25, 2015 wrote:
Wait, pool party invitations in the winter? Invitations? Do all of you live in the same town in a warm area? I am confizzled.

Quentin Davenport, lvl 65

Marcus Davenport, lvl 33
Well there, Mr. Davenport, I feel terrible for causing you confizzleness-- that's just awful!

No, we most certainly do not live in the same town and some of us are not even on the same continent, actually. It was more about just having a little Spiral fun. Now, I missed the "pool party", as my mule took 2 lefts and a nap, instead of making a 3rd right...but I can imagine that the "pool party" was done in-game at a Spiral location that contained some "high quality H20"-- perhaps maybe at someone's house. But invitations may have been...by way of chat, perhaps?

Where I am, currently we have snow and ice and near negative temps, so definitely no Polar Bear Club, pool partying going on around here....although there are some nice indoors pools around-- hmm, might have to work on some invitations!

Commodore
May 31, 2009
894
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Feb 24, 2015 wrote:
You are quite welcome Felix, it was quite a great time and punversation with you...sorry it took so long for me to get to posting it.

I also had wanted to include the beginning of the conversation about the phone book, the clown, the fish, the flowers, the awesome stuff, the "love letter", "that would be telling", hanging Misty upside down to shake information from her pockets...and all of the other "planned randomness". But I simply couldn't fit it into the post. I think I edited it down to exactly 3000 characters, so the rest of the silliness had to take a trip to a day spa.

And to Misty, so glad you enjoyed it-- we can always count on you to appreciate our schlap-schtick punnery!
Wha...!? Information about what? I'm not carrying pages torn from Book 15 around in my pockets, I swear!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
10631
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Feb 26, 2015 wrote:
Well there, Mr. Davenport, I feel terrible for causing you confizzleness-- that's just awful!

No, we most certainly do not live in the same town and some of us are not even on the same continent, actually. It was more about just having a little Spiral fun. Now, I missed the "pool party", as my mule took 2 lefts and a nap, instead of making a 3rd right...but I can imagine that the "pool party" was done in-game at a Spiral location that contained some "high quality H20"-- perhaps maybe at someone's house. But invitations may have been...by way of chat, perhaps?

Where I am, currently we have snow and ice and near negative temps, so definitely no Polar Bear Club, pool partying going on around here....although there are some nice indoors pools around-- hmm, might have to work on some invitations!
The pool party with the "high quality H2O" was located in the Bath house in Nova Aquila. Felix, Misty & I went there when we found that the Emperor's bath was closed to plebian pirates!

Gunner's Mate
Jul 08, 2013
263
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Feb 23, 2015 wrote:
Howdy all, this is a little in-game conversation between Felix/The Hoodoo Master, & myself, that we wanted to share here on the boards-- we'll call it..."Ode to Pun". Felix asked me to post it last week, but it was one hectic week & I didn't get much time for the computer.

So, we hope you enjoy it :D [= Felix & , well...that's me ]

So, I’m fine and dandy, how is you?
Me is good :] Just hanging out with the crew, then going to a relatives and then
…out to dinner later on, for some whining and dining :D
Whining and dining? Reveling and celebrating, partying and flying
Cooking and eating, pun in and groaning
Yes, all of that good stuff, pun in mixed in between all of it of course!
hmm … what else is there to say …
Cats are cool??
<and here's where the PUN begins!>
Sure, Esperanza, Misty and I had a swim party yesterday night.
Your invitation got lost in the mai al :P
Oh nice, bet it was quite a splash!
That’s ok, my mai al either comes by mule or pig un <pigeon>, they get lost all the time
Well, if you had been there, I we at <wet (bet)> it would’ve been just as…
…fun.
I mean, you’re a cool … I mean pool guy.
Well, I sure would like to have been there, I only got on for about thirsty
…minutes to train and collect but rain into Misty and chatted with her the whole time.
Yeah, but when it comes to invitations, I wouldn’t drop it.
Get it, water drop? Hehe
Ooh, nice one, you sure did dive into that one :P
A stroke of genius for sure :D
These puns are great, wonder if we could get a discount, if they were on sail.
Very nice, I’ll send you a friendly wave for that one!
Seems we’re fishing for puns now.
It’s quite a ripple effect.
Fine, you fin.
You baited me in, hook, line and sinker :P
I shouldn’t have boat ed
I was a bit too stern, but we should both take a bow!
Oar, we could just call it a draw :]
eel agree on that ;)
Haha! That was electric!
Wouldn’t want to be shell fish.
No, not at all, takes a shrimpy person to be like that.
It’s a well prawned operation.
Now, I’m just floundering for puns, making a bass of myself :P
I know, we’re flooding the whole room :P
Just trying to keep a float in all this
Al geez, this is fun!
Oh yes , nothing like a good pun tack you leer start to the day :D
This is a plank ton of puns!
It may even cause a raft in the humor contimuum.
Have I gone too far?
Indeed, I had a sinking suspicion that you were this clam my XD don’t even know what …
…that even meant :P
Never too far, when it comes to pun age!
Lol, I might be dried out
May I just sea we ad
A bit washed up, eh? Set adrift by madness, consumed by the tides.
Though, that I’m thankful for this.
This would make for a great little, humorous story or comic book!
Mind going to the message boards and posting this? I can’t because I’ve got …
…homework to do.
Sure thing. I’ll get some screen shots and get it posted later :D
Cool.
:D
so many puns.................................................................................... ITS TO MUCH! XD nice one valkor you have an intresting sense of humor with these puns ( in a good way! ) nice post!

Captain
Jun 26, 2010
734
I must say mate, this Punversation ye two came up with really does pack a Punch ha, har.

- Deadeye Jack Morgan