Fearless Finnagan on Jul 24, 2015 wrote:

This is a parody of Frank Sinatra's Come Fly with Me, inspired by one of my Moo Manchu tower runs. If you haven't heard this song you should look it up or this won't make a lot of sense. Oh and BTW, this is not nearly as good as anything Valkoor has made, or ever will make, so just bear with me here.

Come Farm with Me
Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!
If you can use, some fantastic boots,
There's a boss in Marley - Bone!
Come farm with me, let's farm, let's farm away!

Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!
In Mooshuland there's a five man band,
and they'll drop some loot for you! (toot)
Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm,let's farm
C'MON LET'S FARM AWAY!!!!

Fearless Finnagan on Aug 1, 2015 wrote:

OK here it is! The parody you didn't ask for! I actually wrote this in the notes app on my first generation iPod touch because I'm on vacation and it doesn't have music on it. I think I know the lyrics but there may be some mistakes because I couldn't listen to it repeatedly like I did with the last one. So here it is, copied over on my Mother's iPhone, a parody of Sinatra's Bewitched, about Faye of the nefarious five, and I kind of cheated on this one because some of the lyrics of the original song fit quite well.

Bewitched

She is cheap and don't I know it?
'Cause she uses charm.

I hate Faye, and don't I show it?
And I'll take up arms.

I've built up some aggravation,
Of my precious sleep.

I'm riled again,
Beguiled again,
A devastating, criticaling servant again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Couldn't stop.
Wouldn't stop.
Faye's flippin' charmed me,
She won't stop.

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.

I lost my mind,
Because of it.
She is cold, I agree.

She might laugh, and I'll hate it.
Because the laugh's on me

I'll heal for her
And kill for her,
And long for the day, when I'm rid of her!

Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered, am I!

winter goddess on Aug 1, 2015 wrote:

I'm not saying I don't like the song, I just had this thought;
We're Pirates, and thought the phrase "Farming" originated from W101 about looting gold and loot worth gold from bosses and dungeons; wouldn't it make sense if in pirates we use the phrase "plundering" or "Looting"? We are pirates, not wizards.

FireMorgan13 on Aug 3, 2015 wrote:

Suddenly I want to do a tower run(a shame I have school. It totally takes up valuable tower time). Well done again my fearless friend!