Esperanza, I be sorry I haven't been paying attention lately, but I'll make up fer it by telling ye congrats to ye on a major achievement 6000 yars what a record to be recorded fer the books, we be so proud of ye that I believe this calls fer a celebration don't ye think me mates.

- Deadeye Jack Morgan

jack morgan933 on May 19, 2015 wrote:

Esperanza, I be sorry I haven't been paying attention lately, but I'll make up fer it by telling ye congrats to ye on a major achievement 6000 yars what a record to be recorded fer the books, we be so proud of ye that I believe this calls fer a celebration don't ye think me mates.

- Deadeye Jack Morgan

Well, I see that you've also reached a milestone, Jack! Over a thousand 'yars' be yours, mate! So a very hearty congratulations to you also!

Congratulations Esperanza, you are quite the posh Swash, by gosh-- no josh! Ok, so that didn't make much sense, but I do congratulate you on posting such goodness, that we feel so inclined to yar! Whether in game or on the forums, you're quite a joy to be around!

Forever may the yars be with you!!!

Congratulations, Esperanza!
It's no wonder you have so many yars, and it'll not be a wonder when you have thousands more!

"Captain? Are you awake? Psssst! Captain!"
"I'm not awake. I'm just a clockwork replacement... urk!"
"Sorry, Cap'n, reflexes. Let me just take this blade from your throat. Heh heh."
"Thanks. Now that I'm awake, what is it? Let me guess, probably about three in the morning."
"Good guess, Cap'n, but wrong. It's Esperanza."
"It's Esperanza in the morning? That makes no sense."
"Three thirty-ish, I think."
"I thought it was Anecorbie."
"Is she here? It's way too early in the morning for casual visitors."
"Do you tell the time by the stars, an hourglass, or that new pocketwatch you got for Yule?"
"I actually got it from telling Subodai I'd give him a handsome hourglass if he'd give me the time."
"It doesn't matter what time it is... unless it's time for breakfast."
"Breakfast time? Who's on cooking detail?"
"I am."
"Suddenly, I'm not hungry anymore."
"Me either."
"Guys, would one of you be so kind as to tell me about Esperanza?"
"Well, ye see, Cap'n, she's this pirate..."
"With you so far. Now, could someone please tell me why she was brought to my attention at this hour?"
"Probably three forty five by now."
"Well, she's got this humongous batch of yars. We thought as how you'd like to congratulate her and all."
"Has it ever occurred to any of you that this sort of thing isn't an actual emergency and could wait until real morning. Not after midnight morning, but the sun has risen morning. Breakfast time morning. Except maybe today."
"So let me see if I got this right. The Armada attacking, let you sleep. Yars for Marauders, wake you up."
"Anyone got a pencil? Great. Now take this on deck and read it aloud. All together if you wish. Now good night. And 'Well Done Esperanza!'"
"Shouldn't that be Anecorbie?"
"Out. Everybody out."
"Now what's that note say, who can read?"
"Give it here, ya lubber. 'Goodnight, Cap'n.'"
"You should have said that below, what's the note say?"
"Goodnight, Cap'n."
"Funny guy, our Captain."
"I don't get it."

Sam Underhill on May 29, 2015 wrote:

"Captain? Are you awake? Psssst! Captain!"
"I'm not awake. I'm just a clockwork replacement... urk!"
"Sorry, Cap'n, reflexes. Let me just take this blade from your throat. Heh heh."
"Thanks. Now that I'm awake, what is it? Let me guess, probably about three in the morning."
"Good guess, Cap'n, but wrong. It's Esperanza."
"It's Esperanza in the morning? That makes no sense."
"Three thirty-ish, I think."
"I thought it was Anecorbie."
"Is she here? It's way too early in the morning for casual visitors."
"Do you tell the time by the stars, an hourglass, or that new pocketwatch you got for Yule?"
"I actually got it from telling Subodai I'd give him a handsome hourglass if he'd give me the time."
"It doesn't matter what time it is... unless it's time for breakfast."
"Breakfast time? Who's on cooking detail?"
"I am."
"Suddenly, I'm not hungry anymore."
"Me either."
"Guys, would one of you be so kind as to tell me about Esperanza?"
"Well, ye see, Cap'n, she's this pirate..."
"With you so far. Now, could someone please tell me why she was brought to my attention at this hour?"
"Probably three forty five by now."
"Well, she's got this humongous batch of yars. We thought as how you'd like to congratulate her and all."
"Has it ever occurred to any of you that this sort of thing isn't an actual emergency and could wait until real morning. Not after midnight morning, but the sun has risen morning. Breakfast time morning. Except maybe today."
"So let me see if I got this right. The Armada attacking, let you sleep. Yars for Marauders, wake you up."
"Anyone got a pencil? Great. Now take this on deck and read it aloud. All together if you wish. Now good night. And 'Well Done Esperanza!'"
"Shouldn't that be Anecorbie?"
"Out. Everybody out."
"Now what's that note say, who can read?"
"Give it here, ya lubber. 'Goodnight, Cap'n.'"
"You should have said that below, what's the note say?"
"Goodnight, Cap'n."
"Funny guy, our Captain."
"I don't get it."

Poor Sam, you won't get any sleep at this rate. x Tosses him some keys x Here take a kip at my Villa, no one should bother you there.