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Gunner's Mate
Feb 26, 2013
245
.. don't they?

Stand at attention, pirates! At ease.

Okay, that's the last time I'm saying that. It sounds much too forceful or commanding.

Umm, okay how about.. howdy!

No, I'm already Southern enough.

Okay, how about just hello? Yeah, that works.

Hello! Cruel Owen Quarrel here! I'm happy to say that I'm still doing pretty well in school, but I wanted to know:
what would you do with the money you get from your deal with Avery? I mean, you're splitting half of a massive city made out of gold. Avery obviously wants the gold for some scheme to turn Skull Island into a Pirate Republic. It's not like it's for some sort of ulterior motive, right? Right..?

Um.. *ahem* but, yeah. It could be material (actually in the game) or something you think your character would do, or even one of yer companions! Would ye use the money to fuel yer new adventures? Would ye use the money to expand your crew and hire the Spiral's best mercenaries to fight by yer side? Would ye use the money to secure retirement for ye and yer crew?
...
Pah! So early in yer piratin' career?! Let's be real here! They'll always be places that need explorin', booty that needs plunderin', people that need liberatin', governments that need overthrowin'! No matter what the Armada says, people will always need pirates!

I'm looking forward to hearing what ye'd spend yer hard-earned gold on

Hope you have a fantastic week!

Cpt. Cruel Owen Quarrel, Level 65 Marauder
Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
10631
Cruel Owen Quarrel on Sep 30, 2015 wrote:
.. don't they?

Stand at attention, pirates! At ease.

Okay, that's the last time I'm saying that. It sounds much too forceful or commanding.

Umm, okay how about.. howdy!

No, I'm already Southern enough.

Okay, how about just hello? Yeah, that works.

Hello! Cruel Owen Quarrel here! I'm happy to say that I'm still doing pretty well in school, but I wanted to know:
what would you do with the money you get from your deal with Avery? I mean, you're splitting half of a massive city made out of gold. Avery obviously wants the gold for some scheme to turn Skull Island into a Pirate Republic. It's not like it's for some sort of ulterior motive, right? Right..?

Um.. *ahem* but, yeah. It could be material (actually in the game) or something you think your character would do, or even one of yer companions! Would ye use the money to fuel yer new adventures? Would ye use the money to expand your crew and hire the Spiral's best mercenaries to fight by yer side? Would ye use the money to secure retirement for ye and yer crew?
...
Pah! So early in yer piratin' career?! Let's be real here! They'll always be places that need explorin', booty that needs plunderin', people that need liberatin', governments that need overthrowin'! No matter what the Armada says, people will always need pirates!

I'm looking forward to hearing what ye'd spend yer hard-earned gold on

Hope you have a fantastic week!

Cpt. Cruel Owen Quarrel, Level 65 Marauder
I'll probably be giving a huge chunk of it to Avery ( excuse me, Gov. Avery ) for back taxes, rent and any other hidden expenses from our accord ( I forgot to read the fine print ) What's left over ( Hah! ) will go to the crew, maybe Miracle Mitch can re-grow Ratbeard's missing limbs and eye.
Or, just maybe, the island will explode and none of us will get the gold.
Captain
Feb 11, 2010
644
I'd probably use the gold for me and my crew, get a lot of upgrades, and fancy ship with awesome power, and maybe give some to the poor.
Bosun
Apr 28, 2014
398
Cruel Owen Quarrel on Sep 30, 2015 wrote:
.. don't they?

Stand at attention, pirates! At ease.

Okay, that's the last time I'm saying that. It sounds much too forceful or commanding.

Umm, okay how about.. howdy!

No, I'm already Southern enough.

Okay, how about just hello? Yeah, that works.

Hello! Cruel Owen Quarrel here! I'm happy to say that I'm still doing pretty well in school, but I wanted to know:
what would you do with the money you get from your deal with Avery? I mean, you're splitting half of a massive city made out of gold. Avery obviously wants the gold for some scheme to turn Skull Island into a Pirate Republic. It's not like it's for some sort of ulterior motive, right? Right..?

Um.. *ahem* but, yeah. It could be material (actually in the game) or something you think your character would do, or even one of yer companions! Would ye use the money to fuel yer new adventures? Would ye use the money to expand your crew and hire the Spiral's best mercenaries to fight by yer side? Would ye use the money to secure retirement for ye and yer crew?
...
Pah! So early in yer piratin' career?! Let's be real here! They'll always be places that need explorin', booty that needs plunderin', people that need liberatin', governments that need overthrowin'! No matter what the Armada says, people will always need pirates!

I'm looking forward to hearing what ye'd spend yer hard-earned gold on

Hope you have a fantastic week!

Cpt. Cruel Owen Quarrel, Level 65 Marauder
I'd pay Moo Manchu to give me all his cool items I dont have yet :p

And hey, nothing wrong with southern ;)
Bosun
Mar 04, 2012
308
Ok this is going to sound super girly but I would get a pink castle with a army of dear knights and it would have a dress and cake and cookie maker in it and at the very top I would have a glitter cannon that would blast the armada to Timbuktu also a flying unicorn good day
Admiral
Jul 07, 2013
1124
Maybe I'll retire and open a casino...... Who says I count cards? Me? Hmmm.......

Virtuous Dante Ramsey
First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
434
If I had that much gold, I would hire Frankie Blue Eyes to sing wherever I went, and, because Marleybone is probably in a dire position and they need quick money to fund the war, I would buy a Marleybonian colony, probably Krokotopia or Rajah.
Lieutenant
Aug 19, 2011
162
I'm not sure, but I guess I have a few ideas...

Maybe I will throw a massive Treasure Bath party - and everyone who attends will be able to take home some gold and wear matching golden togas!

Or, I'll stick it to Avery and use it to make my own Pirate Republic. I will even make a castle so regal that it will put even Aquila to shame.

Or, I'll just stick it to Avery and do whatever I feel like with it.
First Mate
Dec 24, 2009
413
Aye, with that much gold, I'd upgrade my ship to be scary strong(See? It's a play on words because I have a Haunte- ah forget it). Cannons that fire flaming pumpkins and hatches for spiders to crawl out and start infesting the enemy ship. The entire spiral will fear me. To be honest, once I had the entire map, I'd take all the gold for myself and say the island blew up so I could begin amassing my army by building fortresses in Avernus. Nobody would ever expect it. Also, since I'll be so close to Monquista, I could pillage all that I wanted from those silly little monkeys. If I had money left over, I'd make sure my crew looked fabulous. That's important to the image. It'd be silly to have pirates without nice coats and golden peg legs now wouldn't it? I'd probably allow for Yum to be stored in Ratbeard's new peg leg.

Good question.

Fearless Dolan Grant lvl65(Yep, I'm back)
First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
434
FireMorgan13 on Oct 1, 2015 wrote:
Aye, with that much gold, I'd upgrade my ship to be scary strong(See? It's a play on words because I have a Haunte- ah forget it). Cannons that fire flaming pumpkins and hatches for spiders to crawl out and start infesting the enemy ship. The entire spiral will fear me. To be honest, once I had the entire map, I'd take all the gold for myself and say the island blew up so I could begin amassing my army by building fortresses in Avernus. Nobody would ever expect it. Also, since I'll be so close to Monquista, I could pillage all that I wanted from those silly little monkeys. If I had money left over, I'd make sure my crew looked fabulous. That's important to the image. It'd be silly to have pirates without nice coats and golden peg legs now wouldn't it? I'd probably allow for Yum to be stored in Ratbeard's new peg leg.

Good question.

Fearless Dolan Grant lvl65(Yep, I'm back)
Yay! Dolan has returned! Rejoice everyone! Glad you're back man.
First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
434
anecorbie on Sep 30, 2015 wrote:
I'll probably be giving a huge chunk of it to Avery ( excuse me, Gov. Avery ) for back taxes, rent and any other hidden expenses from our accord ( I forgot to read the fine print ) What's left over ( Hah! ) will go to the crew, maybe Miracle Mitch can re-grow Ratbeard's missing limbs and eye.
Or, just maybe, the island will explode and none of us will get the gold.
Well, I know Avery's gonna try to cheat us somehow. I'll probably pull an Ocean's Eleven style fake money trick, take all the gold, and go someplace like Zafaria.
Petty Officer
Jun 09, 2015
63
so i would take rule of a forgot spiral world and i would build a huge castle and have lots of cats and it would be so big only a really fast swashbuckler could get to the top floor under one day then 100000000000000 years and i would be next to the center of the armada place and keep on defeating them and then make fun of them just so i can laugh
First Mate
Dec 24, 2009
413
Fearless Finnagan on Oct 1, 2015 wrote:
Yay! Dolan has returned! Rejoice everyone! Glad you're back man.
I must say, it feels good to be back. I forgot how much fun the boards are. I remembered they were fun don't get me wrong, but it's boards like this that just bring the Message Boards to life. Great to see you again too Finnagan.

It's fantastic to see everyone again.
Ensign
Aug 16, 2011
19
No matter how much gold I get it won't be enough!

Training tomes are so expensive
Ensign
Aug 16, 2011
19
FireMorgan13 on Oct 3, 2015 wrote:
I must say, it feels good to be back. I forgot how much fun the boards are. I remembered they were fun don't get me wrong, but it's boards like this that just bring the Message Boards to life. Great to see you again too Finnagan.

It's fantastic to see everyone again.
Is it fantastic to see me again?

And I would have to get old scratch a yum sprayer!
And Bonnie a musket that shoots yum!
And yum cake yum pudding and his real genius when he bottled it-

Whoop I was quoting the puppet show
Lieutenant
Jun 29, 2011
163
I would buy the Krokotopia, Darkmoor, and Avalon colonies and fashion a small island made of gold if I have any gold left over.
Lieutenant
May 07, 2009
102
Me? I'd blow up Zafaria and Celestia because i hate those worlds.
I don't really have many ideas for my pirates except my Buccaneer, Kimbirly; she would probably use her money to get people to take down the armada if they were not gone already.
Commodore
Feb 02, 2013
838
i would hire an assassin to erm remove avery from the area then claim all the gold for myself after that i'd buy marleybone and turn it into a giant taco factory that only sells mild sauce with its tacos and dominate the taco market in the spiral after that i'd expand into burritos and enchiladas
Captain
Jun 26, 2010
734
Cruel Owen Quarrel on Sep 30, 2015 wrote:
.. don't they?

Stand at attention, pirates! At ease.

Okay, that's the last time I'm saying that. It sounds much too forceful or commanding.

Umm, okay how about.. howdy!

No, I'm already Southern enough.

Okay, how about just hello? Yeah, that works.

Hello! Cruel Owen Quarrel here! I'm happy to say that I'm still doing pretty well in school, but I wanted to know:
what would you do with the money you get from your deal with Avery? I mean, you're splitting half of a massive city made out of gold. Avery obviously wants the gold for some scheme to turn Skull Island into a Pirate Republic. It's not like it's for some sort of ulterior motive, right? Right..?

Um.. *ahem* but, yeah. It could be material (actually in the game) or something you think your character would do, or even one of yer companions! Would ye use the money to fuel yer new adventures? Would ye use the money to expand your crew and hire the Spiral's best mercenaries to fight by yer side? Would ye use the money to secure retirement for ye and yer crew?
...
Pah! So early in yer piratin' career?! Let's be real here! They'll always be places that need explorin', booty that needs plunderin', people that need liberatin', governments that need overthrowin'! No matter what the Armada says, people will always need pirates!

I'm looking forward to hearing what ye'd spend yer hard-earned gold on

Hope you have a fantastic week!

Cpt. Cruel Owen Quarrel, Level 65 Marauder
Meh I be not the ruling type mate, I be someone who be free of that type thing, I say let some pirate else handle it as long as they be not power hungry that is.

- Deadeye Jack Morgan
First Mate
Dec 24, 2009
413
zuto4011a on Oct 6, 2015 wrote:
i would hire an assassin to erm remove avery from the area then claim all the gold for myself after that i'd buy marleybone and turn it into a giant taco factory that only sells mild sauce with its tacos and dominate the taco market in the spiral after that i'd expand into burritos and enchiladas
May I bring my own spicy sauce? Sorry, but my tacos need kick to be enjoyed.

Other than that, I wish I had thought of your idea. Mass production of food... Amazing.
First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
434
zuto4011a on Oct 6, 2015 wrote:
i would hire an assassin to erm remove avery from the area then claim all the gold for myself after that i'd buy marleybone and turn it into a giant taco factory that only sells mild sauce with its tacos and dominate the taco market in the spiral after that i'd expand into burritos and enchiladas
But what are you gonna do when the vegan craze hits the Spiral?
Commodore
Feb 02, 2013
838
FireMorgan13 on Oct 8, 2015 wrote:
May I bring my own spicy sauce? Sorry, but my tacos need kick to be enjoyed.

Other than that, I wish I had thought of your idea. Mass production of food... Amazing.
In the world where i rule the Mexican food market spicy sauce was never invented, you see with my profits from owning taco tuesday i was able to build a time machine and prevent spicy sauce from being invented, you will never know what your missing
First Mate
Dec 24, 2009
413
zuto4011a on Oct 13, 2015 wrote:
In the world where i rule the Mexican food market spicy sauce was never invented, you see with my profits from owning taco tuesday i was able to build a time machine and prevent spicy sauce from being invented, you will never know what your missing
Ok, that's a fair compromise. Thanks buddy!
Commodore
Feb 02, 2013
838
FireMorgan13 on Oct 13, 2015 wrote:
Ok, that's a fair compromise. Thanks buddy!
dont worry though, it will eventually be made and sold for major profits