Professor Falmea on Aug 25, 2017 wrote:

Hey Pirates! It's Friday and it's time to chat about something new!

On KI Live yesterday, @JellyQuin asked us a fantastic question - what is the funniest weapon in the game? I would like to pose this one to everyone else as well. My follow up would be - if you could create a new "funny" weapon, what would it be?

If you want to know my answer, you'll have to check out the replay of KI Live when it's posted. ::grin:: To be quite honest, I know you can all do better than my on-the-spot answer, so I can't wait to read your suggestions below!

May the winds be kind this weekend!


Standard disclaimer applies: We do not guarantee to use each and every idea submitted, and questions we pose may or may not be pertaining to things we are currently working on, or will ever undertake. Sometimes, there are just technical limitations that make changing things difficult to impossible, and though we possess all manner of crafty swordplay and sorcery here, there are technological beasts out there that are beyond our grasp. Sometimes, we may not feel it is within the spirit and vision of the Spiral to add or change something. Also, we realize that some of these topics may have been addressed before in other threads - sometimes it's good to pick up a discussion again. Chances are I have read your threads and would like to hear more!

In the post "Food Fight: retopic" I suggested a Thanksgiving inspired weapon - a large Turkey leg as a smashy weapon.

I really like the idea of a giant spoon and fork, or maybe a giant fork and knife. If I am hunting batacuda why not eat them when i am done.

probably some pun weapons like a sword fish, hammer shark, a holiday weapon that is called seasons beatings some weapons that generate random sounds that don't fit at all.

Professor Falmea on Aug 25, 2017 wrote:

Hey Pirates! It's Friday and it's time to chat about something new!

On KI Live yesterday, @JellyQuin asked us a fantastic question - what is the funniest weapon in the game? I would like to pose this one to everyone else as well. My follow up would be - if you could create a new "funny" weapon, what would it be?

If you want to know my answer, you'll have to check out the replay of KI Live when it's posted. ::grin:: To be quite honest, I know you can all do better than my on-the-spot answer, so I can't wait to read your suggestions below!

May the winds be kind this weekend!


Standard disclaimer applies: We do not guarantee to use each and every idea submitted, and questions we pose may or may not be pertaining to things we are currently working on, or will ever undertake. Sometimes, there are just technical limitations that make changing things difficult to impossible, and though we possess all manner of crafty swordplay and sorcery here, there are technological beasts out there that are beyond our grasp. Sometimes, we may not feel it is within the spirit and vision of the Spiral to add or change something. Also, we realize that some of these topics may have been addressed before in other threads - sometimes it's good to pick up a discussion again. Chances are I have read your threads and would like to hear more!

Hi I've got two ideas the first a flower sword you hit your enemies with thorns and pollen and make them sneeze into submission the second is a noodle whip you can attack your enemies with it or if you forgot to buy food you just heat up some water and voila you have soup

Oh my goodness, so many awesome & imaginative replies: here's one weapon that has been asked for repeatedly - Please add El Kaboing's Guitar as a drop!

Professor Falmea on Aug 25, 2017 wrote:

Hey Pirates! It's Friday and it's time to chat about something new!

On KI Live yesterday, @JellyQuin asked us a fantastic question - what is the funniest weapon in the game? I would like to pose this one to everyone else as well. My follow up would be - if you could create a new "funny" weapon, what would it be?

If you want to know my answer, you'll have to check out the replay of KI Live when it's posted. ::grin:: To be quite honest, I know you can all do better than my on-the-spot answer, so I can't wait to read your suggestions below!

May the winds be kind this weekend!


Standard disclaimer applies: We do not guarantee to use each and every idea submitted, and questions we pose may or may not be pertaining to things we are currently working on, or will ever undertake. Sometimes, there are just technical limitations that make changing things difficult to impossible, and though we possess all manner of crafty swordplay and sorcery here, there are technological beasts out there that are beyond our grasp. Sometimes, we may not feel it is within the spirit and vision of the Spiral to add or change something. Also, we realize that some of these topics may have been addressed before in other threads - sometimes it's good to pick up a discussion again. Chances are I have read your threads and would like to hear more!

a giant turkey leg! or a noodle whip like silver swordcoral said.

OOH! I want a bowl of fish, like catbeard holds, make it a shooty type weapon, and the critical animations would be catbeard's critical animations!

this isn't food related, but I want like a fallen tree branch as a weapon.

and my favorite funny weapon, is the broken bottle

agreed anercorbie! and all of these other ideas sound like so much fun xD if Ratbeard lets us hang up weapons i'm definately making a fun room with pillows and all these goofy weapons too.. toy trains and goofiest pets and mounts.. cant wait lol :3

hmm.. different types needed on pirate101 since coding.. well here goes xD
1)smashy types- a giant patchwork pillow that sends feathers flying as it hits, giant balloon mallet w/ cartoon "bonk" clouds, giant cymbals crash opponent between them(stash on back like a shield?)
2)shooty types- a potato gun shoots french fries, confetti cannon backpack, twin set marshmallow shooters
3)staffy types- a monkey paw wand rains banana piles, giant bubble wand
4)slashy type- a giant football-fan styled sponge hand with #1 on it(combo version has giant bucket of theater popcorn.. try not to spill it lol)
5)stabby type- chopsticks or kabob squewers, giant carrots(stash crossed on back like nefarious?)

this was a fun question kudos to the person who shared it on kilive, and tyvm for letting us post on it too <3

stormy jen silver

stormyjensilverdra... on Aug 27, 2017 wrote:

agreed anercorbie! and all of these other ideas sound like so much fun xD if Ratbeard lets us hang up weapons i'm definately making a fun room with pillows and all these goofy weapons too.. toy trains and goofiest pets and mounts.. cant wait lol :3

hmm.. different types needed on pirate101 since coding.. well here goes xD
1)smashy types- a giant patchwork pillow that sends feathers flying as it hits, giant balloon mallet w/ cartoon "bonk" clouds, giant cymbals crash opponent between them(stash on back like a shield?)
2)shooty types- a potato gun shoots french fries, confetti cannon backpack, twin set marshmallow shooters
3)staffy types- a monkey paw wand rains banana piles, giant bubble wand
4)slashy type- a giant football-fan styled sponge hand with #1 on it(combo version has giant bucket of theater popcorn.. try not to spill it lol)
5)stabby type- chopsticks or kabob squewers, giant carrots(stash crossed on back like nefarious?)

this was a fun question kudos to the person who shared it on kilive, and tyvm for letting us post on it too <3

stormy jen silver

you always come up with the best ideas, jen!

I don't know why, but for some reason I wanna see a whip like weapon, though to make it interesting...
Make it a snake used as a whip! I could think of a few funny attack animations for it, plus maybe when idle the snake could just hang out on your arm, maybe dance whenever you kill someone.

I'm gonna reply to this thread because it seems fun, so here I go! I'll create a weapon for all 5 Pirate101 classes, so here are my ideas. For Swashbucklers (Stabby) I'd create a set of stabby car keys because I think fighting the Armada with a set of keys is hilarious. For Privateers (Slashy/Smashy) I'd create a T.V. Remote. For Witchdoctors (Staffy) I'd create a staff out or Celery. Yes, Celery the vegetable. The Celery is even the correct Witchdoctor color, green. Just casting spells with a stalk of Celery would make my day. For Musketeers (Shooty) I'd create a basic standard water gun. A toy water gun is so funny and yet so original and besides, blasting the Armada with water will most likely cause them to short circuit and blow up. Finally, we get to my favorite weapon, Buccaneer (Full Smashy). For the full smashy Buccaneer pirates out there, I'd create a tennis racket, because then I can tell Kane that he "Got Served" after I defeat him.
Sincerely,
Stormy Elijah Silver (Max Swashbuckler)
Corrupt Zane Silver (Max Privateer)
Dark Blaze Sharp (Max Witchdoctor)
Sly Brady Silver (Level 31 Musketeer-in-Training)

thedragonpirate245... on Aug 27, 2017 wrote:

you always come up with the best ideas, jen!

blushes aw shucks lol but really i'm loving this thread and wish i could drag more of ya'll into it! love the car keys and pool noodle and violin? absolutely! plus all the great ones before mine :3

cheese gratesword lololol where's valkoor the victorious? i might poke him on twitter.. great thread :3

stormy jen silver

I say there should be an epic weapon made for the fourth of July. It shall be called, the 'Murican Rocket Shooter.

It looks like a cannon-gun thing that has a firework on the end of it, decked out in American flag décor. It works just like any other shooty weapon. Its critical hit summons a bald eagle and creates a wave of FREEDOM over the enemies, destroying them. And, it must cost 1776 crowns.