Beautifulmonkey on Jul 8, 2013 wrote:

My name is Lettuce Prestos... the other clockworks make fun of me because I am "Defective" I beg to differ..
Not only do I have a silly name, I am clumsy and my mask was not developed correctly, I have one eye and a smile..A SMILE! How horrible is that!? This is my story, the story of a defective clockwork.
Bishop's Test Subject
Made by: Once again, are you kidding me? LOOK AT THE USERNAME!
Last time on Secret Life of a Defective Clockwork:
"It seems like everyone things I am a...*gulp* a human!!?
"Hey feed me!" I'm working on it! *Whistles* Whoops! I didn't mean to turn the camera on. Uhh... Hi? "Lettuce?" HAHAHA "That's your name!?"
"This is a really bad plan..."
"Oh put a sock in it , Clockwork Fiend, I mean, FELLOW CLOCKWORK!"
"I thought I was str-AGH"
Valeria punches Lettuce-
"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME WEIRD!"
"I'm sorry.." CRAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

"Great, now the ship is broken. This is all your fault"
"Oh, I'm sure Lord Bishop won't be mad."
"L-l-lord Bishop? Oh no..."
"What? Bishop is really nice"
"BISHOP IS TERRIFYING, YOU FOOL!"
"Who goes there? I am not afraid to destroy and or disassemble you."
"Hello Mr. Bishop"
"Oh, it's Trooper # 57451/fail 14 and who is that?"

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"I have got to get out of here...but how..Wait a second, I have a bazooka...wait, that would also destroy me...darn it.. Hmm...."

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"For the last time, me and Lettuce are not sister-projects, he's just..er broken and I am short."
"I see, I'm going to talk to Kane...Kudos... oh...and watch Project Cl0ckw0rk for me."
"Yes sir!"
"What? I mean, Uh...yes ma'am, I MEAN SIR!"
-As they walk in they hear the shattering of glass"
"FINALLY! I HAVE ESCAPED! Oh, uh, hello!"
-Lettuce screams in a high-pitch scream while Valeria screams in a more of a manly scream-
"Please, do not hurt me. I only want to be free...you understand, we're all strange and different. We can be friends right?"
"HECK NO!" -Valeria runs and notices Lettuce is not with her"
"Lettuce, what are you doing with that, "thing"?"
"He's okay...he wants to help us. Please! Can we keep him!?
"I can fix your ship, and I'll even stay inside the brig...If I can fit through your doors"
"Fine..."

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Thanks for reading!
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Credits:
Cast: EVERYONEEE
Story: Jacob
Sounds: Jacob
Casting: Jacob
Valeria: Jacob
Lettuce: Jacob
Cl0ckw0rk: Jacob
Jacob: Jacob
Characters by:
Lettuce: Jacob
Valeria: "The Highlander Fox of Avalon" Emma
Bloody Belle: (See her in the next episode!) Bloody Belle.
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