Today's menu in Jonah Town's tavern is a classic:
Fish and chips- served with malt vinegar or mayo to dip your chips in, and a wedge of lemon

Calamity Finch on Apr 19, 2017 wrote:

Today the Admiral Benbow is serving Albion Eggs, wrapped in bacon, yum battered and fried, with a side dish of turnips and baked potato.
Zhu Ro's Teahouse is serving thousand year old egg in a nest of wild rice.
Kraken Skulls has egg salad sandwiches on wheat toast.
The dining hall in St. Bonobo's Abbey is serving, as usual banana soup.

And the Silver Spur Saloon is serving stale corn dodgers with a hint of dried blood for flavor....

Fearless Finnagan on Apr 19, 2017 wrote:

And the Silver Spur Saloon is serving stale corn dodgers with a hint of dried blood for flavor....

Ugh, Finn, no way! Ham & beans with a side of cornbread, washed down with Sasperilla. El Gallo Loco has fajitas and frijollis refritos ( refried beans ).

Fearless Finnagan on Apr 19, 2017 wrote:

And the Silver Spur Saloon is serving stale corn dodgers with a hint of dried blood for flavor....

Did Rooster Cogburn make their menu? I seem to recall him liking to bring them on long rides.

My personal Tavern, Dino's dishes, is not doing so well at the moment. My food is excellent but no one wants to come. Often I get angry customers such as:

1.) Rooster Cogburn, who I duelled in a western faceoff. He complained about my exquisite cool ranch fried chicken and somehow blamed me for the disappearance of Nurse Quinn.

2.) General Tso, who is Tso not happy. After defeating a crucial pirate fleet of his I felt bad so invited him over for dinner. He complained about how he lost so many crew members in the battle, so in order to make him happy I made some authentic mooshu kobe beef that was very fresh. This made it worse some how.

3.) El Toro. Yep my first mate got angry at me. You see I forced his best friend the ninja pig to flee the crew for being so silent. Toro questioned me of the pigs absence, and I told him ninjas just disappear at times. In order to make Toro happy I decided to make some bacon and eggs for breakfast.

Update: So apparently there was some issue with the meat, so I made a vegan dish instead. However I still got angry customers!

4.) Once Christmas was over I decided to make a new dish with leaves. A lot of leaves. It would also be a woodfire dish. Everything was going well until someone noticed the holiday treant was missing.

Update: I have given up on cooking in the spiral. Dino's dishes is closed.

The Black Spot is serving One-eyed Devilish Eggs, deviled eggs with a blueberry and a black olive eyepatch. Gee, there sure are a lot of eggs being served in the spiral this week.

If any of these things wind up being pet snacks, I will laugh so much.

At the Golden Bough we have Fresh Achaean Salad with Olive Oil and Sky Anchovies, and fer dessert Delicious Knossos Parfait made fresh from gathering thee finest ingredients from thee most Dangerous spots in Aquila.

- Deadeye Jack Morgan

- Deadeye Edward Morgan

Golden Guardian on Apr 21, 2017 wrote:

My personal Tavern, Dino's dishes, is not doing so well at the moment. My food is excellent but no one wants to come. Often I get angry customers such as:

1.) Rooster Cogburn, who I duelled in a western faceoff. He complained about my exquisite cool ranch fried chicken and somehow blamed me for the disappearance of Nurse Quinn.

2.) General Tso, who is Tso not happy. After defeating a crucial pirate fleet of his I felt bad so invited him over for dinner. He complained about how he lost so many crew members in the battle, so in order to make him happy I made some authentic mooshu kobe beef that was very fresh. This made it worse some how.

3.) El Toro. Yep my first mate got angry at me. You see I forced his best friend the ninja pig to flee the crew for being so silent. Toro questioned me of the pigs absence, and I told him ninjas just disappear at times. In order to make Toro happy I decided to make some bacon and eggs for breakfast.

Update: So apparently there was some issue with the meat, so I made a vegan dish instead. However I still got angry customers!

4.) Once Christmas was over I decided to make a new dish with leaves. A lot of leaves. It would also be a woodfire dish. Everything was going well until someone noticed the holiday treant was missing.

Update: I have given up on cooking in the spiral. Dino's dishes is closed.

Sorry to hear that the restaurant business didn't work out so well for you. In order to keep everyone happy, the only meat dish I can cook is turkey (that is until we get a turkey crew member, then we might have to turn vegan ). Might I suggest meals like tofu sausage? (I wouldn't eat it, but IDK maybe it'll help you)

Today at the Admiral Benbow is a special dessert, The Ghost in the Machine. It is a white marshmallow dog in a waffle-cake cage, with fried batter cogwheels, and anise waffle cookies.

In Darkmoor, The Gargoyle Tavern is serving Goulash & cucumber salad.

The Desert Rose has special today: Frito Pie! Get it while it's hot!

Calamity Finch on Apr 18, 2017 wrote:

Today's menu in Jonah Town's tavern is a classic:
Fish and chips- served with malt vinegar or mayo to dip your chips in, and a wedge of lemon

Today's menu in my restaurant (the Captain's Cove) in my House (Smuggler's Cove), is full of delicious options - try them now! You never really know if you'll like it until you try it! Oops... I mean... you'll never really enjoy the delicious flavor until you try it! (Can't tell that to the person I'm renting the restaurant from, or he might take the property away from me! )

People are coming like crazy! (So overwhelming...) Today's Thursday special is the popular Marleybone-originated Beef Wellington, a delicious preparation of filet steak covered with wonderful pâté and duxelles, which is then wrapped in perfect puff pastries and baked! Another amazing dish is the Shepherd's Pie we all have come to love, the meat pie with a perfectly crunchy crust of mashed potato. And for dessert, of course, is the Bakewell Tart, a very common treat among Marleybonians, which consists of an exquisite shortcrust pastry shell between layers of jam, frangipane, and a topping of perfectly crusty flaked almonds.

- The Dashing Swashbuckler, A.K.A. Helpful Aurora Parker, Level 61 Swashbuckler
- The Reckless Pirate, A.K.A. Brave Kiley, Level 26 Buccaneer
- The Leading Commodore, A.K.A. Nora, Level 12 Privateer
- The Lazy Sharpshooter, A.K.A. Destiny Galway, Level 9 Musketeer

Helpful Aurora Par... on Apr 28, 2017 wrote:

Today's menu in my restaurant (the Captain's Cove) in my House (Smuggler's Cove), is full of delicious options - try them now! You never really know if you'll like it until you try it! Oops... I mean... you'll never really enjoy the delicious flavor until you try it! (Can't tell that to the person I'm renting the restaurant from, or he might take the property away from me! )

People are coming like crazy! (So overwhelming...) Today's Thursday special is the popular Marleybone-originated Beef Wellington, a delicious preparation of filet steak covered with wonderful pâté and duxelles, which is then wrapped in perfect puff pastries and baked! Another amazing dish is the Shepherd's Pie we all have come to love, the meat pie with a perfectly crunchy crust of mashed potato. And for dessert, of course, is the Bakewell Tart, a very common treat among Marleybonians, which consists of an exquisite shortcrust pastry shell between layers of jam, frangipane, and a topping of perfectly crusty flaked almonds.

- The Dashing Swashbuckler, A.K.A. Helpful Aurora Parker, Level 61 Swashbuckler
- The Reckless Pirate, A.K.A. Brave Kiley, Level 26 Buccaneer
- The Leading Commodore, A.K.A. Nora, Level 12 Privateer
- The Lazy Sharpshooter, A.K.A. Destiny Galway, Level 9 Musketeer

Yum. Shepherd's pie and a Bakewell tart, please.
What's in Frito Pie, Anecorbie?
OH NO! The Sail and Newt is serving a new Marleybone main dish, MYSTERY MEAT. Old Scratch ordered it! EEK! He's actually eating it.