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Bosun
Apr 26, 2009
303
I can tell you a joke alright!

Enemies in Skull Island

Dead-Eye Luke - Level 65 Comedian
Captain
Oct 15, 2012
538
thatonevalenciansw... on Oct 4, 2014 wrote:
My humor is pretty spontaneous,so here it goes
THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF SILVER JOSEPH VANE AND HIS CREW OF MAGIC PINEAPPLES AND FURRIES.
silver joseph vane:Y0L0 Swag time to get a bag
bonnie:what.
Silver Joseph Vane:It's Leif Erikson day,Hinga-dinga-durgen.
(Silver Joseph Vane Kicks down the door)
Silver Joseph Vane:ARE YOU READY KIDS?!?!?!?
Magic pineapple:....
Silver joseph vane:I Cant hear you...ooooooooooooooo
bonnie anne:what the heck is going on
sarah:The capn's likely gone insane. he has been going through insomnia issues lately.
silver joseph:Subodai,come other here.
subodai:uhhhhhhhh
silver joseph vane:We are like brothers...but we also have the power to summon octagons.
jack black:Did someone say octagon?
silver joseph vane:go home jack.
jack black:aw......
Fin Dorsal:A.A.ron
lucky jack russel:......
fin dorsal:where is a.a.ron right now?
old scratch:i used to know a guy named aaron.
fin dorsal: You done messed up a.a.ron
*Old scratch sends fin to another dimension*
fin:where am i?
*Freddy Fazbear's theme plays*
Fin dorsal:what the?
Freddy:Welcome To freddy's,a land of pizza and fun. we here are the main attraction,we are designed to make you smile for a while,with songs and games and food. so we welcome you here to freddy's.
(the lights turn of)
fin dorsal:ummm,ok. WHAT?
(freddy screaches in fin's face and stuffs him in bonnie)
ratbeard:where'd ye send em'
old scratch:ye dont want to know.
To be continiued.
(6:50 Pm)
S.J.V.:Give me moar stuff from dat the dimension
old scratch:*Sigh* as you wish
(Foxy comes out of the interdimensional portal)
foxy:yarggh me maties
S.J.V.:I'm going 2 take a selfie with him
(S.J.V.Takes a selfie with foxy)
S.J.V.:Now my robot fox,let's fly off the ship
(S.J.V. Flies Off the ship)
Bonnie anne:Guess all that mtn dew stuff went to joseph's head.
sarah:it's safe to say were officially a liberterian ship.
lucky jack russel:can i go to another dimension scratch,i dont feel safe on this ship.
old scratch:do you want to go to arstotska
lucky jack russel:sure.
(L.J.R. Goes to the east gretin checkpoint)
Arstotska Inspector:Papers please.
Lucky jack russel:uhhh....
old scratch:well,i will go to the ophidian ship he's going to,be right back.
ratbeard:i'll be goin' to.
ponce varga:(Throws an ice bucket on his head) i challenge avery.
don salvator:uhh,what's that
freddy:welcome to freddy fazbear's pizza (Screech)
To be continued
David Tennant
Foxy
Captain
Feb 11, 2010
644
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Me: how tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?? I did the hydra battle solo!

Heh, heh, yeah so?

Me: -stares into eyes menacingly- ..... with Nurse Quinn.
Captain
Mar 24, 2013
732
What do call a place that named after a salad dressing brand in Cool Ranch ?

Hidden Valley

As a privateer, she saw one of her companion doing a barrel roll in Aquila.

Me as a privateer-Hi egg , what do call that move.
Egg Shean- That's called the Egg roll.
Me as a privateer-What if the season is spring ?
Egg Shean- The spring roll.
Me as a privateer-The other seasons of the year ?
Egg Shean- The Egg roll.

What do call two generals that is named after a steamed pudding and a seafood ?

General Custard and General Fingerlings

That's all the joke for this post,I hope you enjoy volume 2.
Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
10631
jesusfollower363 on Sep 30, 2014 wrote:
i do love you know you play too much pirate101 jokes but what about the others? post jokes you have about pirate101, any jokes as long as they are pirate101.

here are some:
blind mew walked into a bar and a table and a chair
thats all i got but i bet your way more creative. bring it on!
"Hao's on Deck"
Ratbeard: Well, Subodai, I hear the cap'n has bought another ship and she's given yeh the command.
Subodai: Yes, I'm honored by her trust. I'll do my best for her.
Ratbeard: Have yeh signed on any crew yet?
Subodai: Yes, all are MooShu sky-sailors.
Ratbeard: Can ye tell me their names?
Subodai: Certainly, Hao's on deck, Soon is pilot and Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: What's the name of the sailor on deck?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: What do yeh mean? Don't yeh know how?
Subodai: Of course I do, he's my cousin.
Ratbeard: Ain't ya going to tell me his name, then?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: Open yer gob and let the words spill out! When are yeh going to tell me?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: How about the pilot, maybe yeh can tell me his name?
Subodai: Hao's on deck.
Ratbeard: Forget how! Tell me the pilot's name.
Subodai: Soon.
Ratbeard: Why not now.
Subodai: Nao is our cook.
Ratbeard: He's the cook, now?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Then who's yer pilot.
Subodai: Hoo is not a member of the crew.
Ratbeard: Most of MooShu, I'm thinkin'! All I want to know is the pilot's name.
Sobodai: Soon
Ratbeard: When?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: Forget the crow's-nest, I don't want to be there!
Subodai: Good, there's no room for two up there.
Ratbeard: So, soon you'll tell me the pilot's name?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: But I don't know when.
Subodai: He's in the crow's-nest, I can introduce you.
Ratbeard: Forget about that ruddy crow's-nest! I'll try a different tack, maybe yeh can tell me the name of the cook.
Subodai: Nao.
Ratbeard: No time like the present! So tell me now.
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Well, I'm waiting, but I want to know when.
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: Now you'll tell me the name of yer bosun?
Subodai: Nao is our cook, the bosun is Fung Gui.
Ratbeard: Nice to hear that he's a barrel o' laughs, but when will you tell me his name?
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: That's enough! I ask a few simple questions about the crew and I get told how to get on deck, soon I'll learn the pilot's name, but not now or even when!
Subodai: You've got it!
Commodore
Jan 17, 2013
751
anecorbie on Oct 9, 2014 wrote:
What do you call a path made by a horse khan?
A sub-way!

What do you a horse khan who goes to sea?
A sub-mariner!

What do you call a horse khan who teaches you how to sew?
A sub-stitch-tutor!

Dedicated to Subodai!
Lol! Haha! That was awesome! Great jokes!
Captain
Dec 01, 2012
607
anecorbie on Oct 13, 2014 wrote:
"Hao's on Deck"
Ratbeard: Well, Subodai, I hear the cap'n has bought another ship and she's given yeh the command.
Subodai: Yes, I'm honored by her trust. I'll do my best for her.
Ratbeard: Have yeh signed on any crew yet?
Subodai: Yes, all are MooShu sky-sailors.
Ratbeard: Can ye tell me their names?
Subodai: Certainly, Hao's on deck, Soon is pilot and Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: What's the name of the sailor on deck?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: What do yeh mean? Don't yeh know how?
Subodai: Of course I do, he's my cousin.
Ratbeard: Ain't ya going to tell me his name, then?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: Open yer gob and let the words spill out! When are yeh going to tell me?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: How about the pilot, maybe yeh can tell me his name?
Subodai: Hao's on deck.
Ratbeard: Forget how! Tell me the pilot's name.
Subodai: Soon.
Ratbeard: Why not now.
Subodai: Nao is our cook.
Ratbeard: He's the cook, now?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Then who's yer pilot.
Subodai: Hoo is not a member of the crew.
Ratbeard: Most of MooShu, I'm thinkin'! All I want to know is the pilot's name.
Sobodai: Soon
Ratbeard: When?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: Forget the crow's-nest, I don't want to be there!
Subodai: Good, there's no room for two up there.
Ratbeard: So, soon you'll tell me the pilot's name?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: But I don't know when.
Subodai: He's in the crow's-nest, I can introduce you.
Ratbeard: Forget about that ruddy crow's-nest! I'll try a different tack, maybe yeh can tell me the name of the cook.
Subodai: Nao.
Ratbeard: No time like the present! So tell me now.
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Well, I'm waiting, but I want to know when.
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: Now you'll tell me the name of yer bosun?
Subodai: Nao is our cook, the bosun is Fung Gui.
Ratbeard: Nice to hear that he's a barrel o' laughs, but when will you tell me his name?
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: That's enough! I ask a few simple questions about the crew and I get told how to get on deck, soon I'll learn the pilot's name, but not now or even when!
Subodai: You've got it!
This is beyond amazing!Mind if I share it with some other people?
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
anecorbie on Oct 13, 2014 wrote:
"Hao's on Deck"
Ratbeard: Well, Subodai, I hear the cap'n has bought another ship and she's given yeh the command.
Subodai: Yes, I'm honored by her trust. I'll do my best for her.
Ratbeard: Have yeh signed on any crew yet?
Subodai: Yes, all are MooShu sky-sailors.
Ratbeard: Can ye tell me their names?
Subodai: Certainly, Hao's on deck, Soon is pilot and Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: What's the name of the sailor on deck?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: What do yeh mean? Don't yeh know how?
Subodai: Of course I do, he's my cousin.
Ratbeard: Ain't ya going to tell me his name, then?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: Open yer gob and let the words spill out! When are yeh going to tell me?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: How about the pilot, maybe yeh can tell me his name?
Subodai: Hao's on deck.
Ratbeard: Forget how! Tell me the pilot's name.
Subodai: Soon.
Ratbeard: Why not now.
Subodai: Nao is our cook.
Ratbeard: He's the cook, now?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Then who's yer pilot.
Subodai: Hoo is not a member of the crew.
Ratbeard: Most of MooShu, I'm thinkin'! All I want to know is the pilot's name.
Sobodai: Soon
Ratbeard: When?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: Forget the crow's-nest, I don't want to be there!
Subodai: Good, there's no room for two up there.
Ratbeard: So, soon you'll tell me the pilot's name?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: But I don't know when.
Subodai: He's in the crow's-nest, I can introduce you.
Ratbeard: Forget about that ruddy crow's-nest! I'll try a different tack, maybe yeh can tell me the name of the cook.
Subodai: Nao.
Ratbeard: No time like the present! So tell me now.
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Well, I'm waiting, but I want to know when.
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: Now you'll tell me the name of yer bosun?
Subodai: Nao is our cook, the bosun is Fung Gui.
Ratbeard: Nice to hear that he's a barrel o' laughs, but when will you tell me his name?
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: That's enough! I ask a few simple questions about the crew and I get told how to get on deck, soon I'll learn the pilot's name, but not now or even when!
Subodai: You've got it!
ROFL, very well done Esperanza!

You had me cracking up with that one. What a great Spiral tribute to Abbott and Costello and you nailed their ingenious, comedic delivery perfectly. I have always loved that sketch and could watch it over and over, and enjoy it every single time-- one of the greatest of all times. Wonderful MooShu names twist that you crafted!

Thank you for that, it was quite enjoyable and oh-so funny!
Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
10631
The Hoodoo Master on Oct 13, 2014 wrote:
This is beyond amazing!Mind if I share it with some other people?
Yes, indeed!
Gunner's Mate
Apr 01, 2013
234
I often like to be alone in my captain's quarters, reading. But why reading? I'M A BOOK-ANEER!

Mark Laveer, Buccaneer
Boucan do it!
Current Goal: Defeat Count De Brass and save up for a new ship
Captain
Dec 01, 2012
607
anecorbie on Oct 13, 2014 wrote:
"Hao's on Deck"
Ratbeard: Well, Subodai, I hear the cap'n has bought another ship and she's given yeh the command.
Subodai: Yes, I'm honored by her trust. I'll do my best for her.
Ratbeard: Have yeh signed on any crew yet?
Subodai: Yes, all are MooShu sky-sailors.
Ratbeard: Can ye tell me their names?
Subodai: Certainly, Hao's on deck, Soon is pilot and Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: What's the name of the sailor on deck?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: What do yeh mean? Don't yeh know how?
Subodai: Of course I do, he's my cousin.
Ratbeard: Ain't ya going to tell me his name, then?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: Open yer gob and let the words spill out! When are yeh going to tell me?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: How about the pilot, maybe yeh can tell me his name?
Subodai: Hao's on deck.
Ratbeard: Forget how! Tell me the pilot's name.
Subodai: Soon.
Ratbeard: Why not now.
Subodai: Nao is our cook.
Ratbeard: He's the cook, now?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Then who's yer pilot.
Subodai: Hoo is not a member of the crew.
Ratbeard: Most of MooShu, I'm thinkin'! All I want to know is the pilot's name.
Sobodai: Soon
Ratbeard: When?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: Forget the crow's-nest, I don't want to be there!
Subodai: Good, there's no room for two up there.
Ratbeard: So, soon you'll tell me the pilot's name?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: But I don't know when.
Subodai: He's in the crow's-nest, I can introduce you.
Ratbeard: Forget about that ruddy crow's-nest! I'll try a different tack, maybe yeh can tell me the name of the cook.
Subodai: Nao.
Ratbeard: No time like the present! So tell me now.
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Well, I'm waiting, but I want to know when.
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: Now you'll tell me the name of yer bosun?
Subodai: Nao is our cook, the bosun is Fung Gui.
Ratbeard: Nice to hear that he's a barrel o' laughs, but when will you tell me his name?
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: That's enough! I ask a few simple questions about the crew and I get told how to get on deck, soon I'll learn the pilot's name, but not now or even when!
Subodai: You've got it!
I showed Lizzy this and apparently she laughed so hard,she and her dad ended up reading the whole thing with him being Ratbeard and her being Subodai....

Seriously,this is so funny...
Commodore
May 31, 2009
894
anecorbie on Oct 13, 2014 wrote:
"Hao's on Deck"
Ratbeard: Well, Subodai, I hear the cap'n has bought another ship and she's given yeh the command.
Subodai: Yes, I'm honored by her trust. I'll do my best for her.
Ratbeard: Have yeh signed on any crew yet?
Subodai: Yes, all are MooShu sky-sailors.
Ratbeard: Can ye tell me their names?
Subodai: Certainly, Hao's on deck, Soon is pilot and Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: What's the name of the sailor on deck?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: What do yeh mean? Don't yeh know how?
Subodai: Of course I do, he's my cousin.
Ratbeard: Ain't ya going to tell me his name, then?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: Open yer gob and let the words spill out! When are yeh going to tell me?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: How about the pilot, maybe yeh can tell me his name?
Subodai: Hao's on deck.
Ratbeard: Forget how! Tell me the pilot's name.
Subodai: Soon.
Ratbeard: Why not now.
Subodai: Nao is our cook.
Ratbeard: He's the cook, now?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Then who's yer pilot.
Subodai: Hoo is not a member of the crew.
Ratbeard: Most of MooShu, I'm thinkin'! All I want to know is the pilot's name.
Sobodai: Soon
Ratbeard: When?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: Forget the crow's-nest, I don't want to be there!
Subodai: Good, there's no room for two up there.
Ratbeard: So, soon you'll tell me the pilot's name?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: But I don't know when.
Subodai: He's in the crow's-nest, I can introduce you.
Ratbeard: Forget about that ruddy crow's-nest! I'll try a different tack, maybe yeh can tell me the name of the cook.
Subodai: Nao.
Ratbeard: No time like the present! So tell me now.
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Well, I'm waiting, but I want to know when.
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: Now you'll tell me the name of yer bosun?
Subodai: Nao is our cook, the bosun is Fung Gui.
Ratbeard: Nice to hear that he's a barrel o' laughs, but when will you tell me his name?
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: That's enough! I ask a few simple questions about the crew and I get told how to get on deck, soon I'll learn the pilot's name, but not now or even when!
Subodai: You've got it!
I had already told you in-game this made me die laughing, and I'll say it again: this is amazing! I may not get the reference (like I said, I live under a rock, plus I'm probably too young ) but it's extremely funny all the same.
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
anecorbie on Oct 13, 2014 wrote:
"Hao's on Deck"
Ratbeard: Well, Subodai, I hear the cap'n has bought another ship and she's given yeh the command.
Subodai: Yes, I'm honored by her trust. I'll do my best for her.
Ratbeard: Have yeh signed on any crew yet?
Subodai: Yes, all are MooShu sky-sailors.
Ratbeard: Can ye tell me their names?
Subodai: Certainly, Hao's on deck, Soon is pilot and Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: What's the name of the sailor on deck?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: What do yeh mean? Don't yeh know how?
Subodai: Of course I do, he's my cousin.
Ratbeard: Ain't ya going to tell me his name, then?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: Open yer gob and let the words spill out! When are yeh going to tell me?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: How about the pilot, maybe yeh can tell me his name?
Subodai: Hao's on deck.
Ratbeard: Forget how! Tell me the pilot's name.
Subodai: Soon.
Ratbeard: Why not now.
Subodai: Nao is our cook.
Ratbeard: He's the cook, now?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Then who's yer pilot.
Subodai: Hoo is not a member of the crew.
Ratbeard: Most of MooShu, I'm thinkin'! All I want to know is the pilot's name.
Sobodai: Soon
Ratbeard: When?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: Forget the crow's-nest, I don't want to be there!
Subodai: Good, there's no room for two up there.
Ratbeard: So, soon you'll tell me the pilot's name?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: But I don't know when.
Subodai: He's in the crow's-nest, I can introduce you.
Ratbeard: Forget about that ruddy crow's-nest! I'll try a different tack, maybe yeh can tell me the name of the cook.
Subodai: Nao.
Ratbeard: No time like the present! So tell me now.
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Well, I'm waiting, but I want to know when.
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: Now you'll tell me the name of yer bosun?
Subodai: Nao is our cook, the bosun is Fung Gui.
Ratbeard: Nice to hear that he's a barrel o' laughs, but when will you tell me his name?
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: That's enough! I ask a few simple questions about the crew and I get told how to get on deck, soon I'll learn the pilot's name, but not now or even when!
Subodai: You've got it!
Oh, and I forgot to add that I don't know if it was intended, which I'm most certainly sure it was-- but what a brilliant title and usage of baseball terminology to follow A&C's "Who's on First". Using "Hao's on Deck", and the whole baseball/ship analogy was purely genius and was, by itself, worth a huge laugh from me. The rest was absolutely "the frosting on the cake"!

A true Message Board classic!
Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
10631
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Oct 13, 2014 wrote:
ROFL, very well done Esperanza!

You had me cracking up with that one. What a great Spiral tribute to Abbott and Costello and you nailed their ingenious, comedic delivery perfectly. I have always loved that sketch and could watch it over and over, and enjoy it every single time-- one of the greatest of all times. Wonderful MooShu names twist that you crafted!

Thank you for that, it was quite enjoyable and oh-so funny!
Thank you, very much, Valkoor! I'm so glad others have enjoyed it. The sketch took me three days to pull together. First I found the script of "Who's on First", then I made a list of names I wanted to use; then I pared it down so it wouldn't be too long.
Some of the names that didn't make it: Yu, Wui ( why ), Go Wei ( misheard by Ratbeard as go away ) & of course ,Noh.
Maybe I should expand this to a fan fiction?
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
anecorbie on Oct 14, 2014 wrote:
Thank you, very much, Valkoor! I'm so glad others have enjoyed it. The sketch took me three days to pull together. First I found the script of "Who's on First", then I made a list of names I wanted to use; then I pared it down so it wouldn't be too long.
Some of the names that didn't make it: Yu, Wui ( why ), Go Wei ( misheard by Ratbeard as go away ) & of course ,Noh.
Maybe I should expand this to a fan fiction?
Yes.....you should and you must!

Your 3 days of hard work surely paid off. Again very well done and you bet I would be reading it many times over on the fan fiction page(s).
Commodore
May 31, 2009
894
anecorbie on Oct 14, 2014 wrote:
Thank you, very much, Valkoor! I'm so glad others have enjoyed it. The sketch took me three days to pull together. First I found the script of "Who's on First", then I made a list of names I wanted to use; then I pared it down so it wouldn't be too long.
Some of the names that didn't make it: Yu, Wui ( why ), Go Wei ( misheard by Ratbeard as go away ) & of course ,Noh.
Maybe I should expand this to a fan fiction?
"Maybe I should expand this to a fan fiction?"

YES. Please do! I still can't read it through without laughing.
Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6204
anecorbie on Oct 13, 2014 wrote:
"Hao's on Deck"
Ratbeard: Well, Subodai, I hear the cap'n has bought another ship and she's given yeh the command.
Subodai: Yes, I'm honored by her trust. I'll do my best for her.
Ratbeard: Have yeh signed on any crew yet?
Subodai: Yes, all are MooShu sky-sailors.
Ratbeard: Can ye tell me their names?
Subodai: Certainly, Hao's on deck, Soon is pilot and Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: What's the name of the sailor on deck?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: What do yeh mean? Don't yeh know how?
Subodai: Of course I do, he's my cousin.
Ratbeard: Ain't ya going to tell me his name, then?
Subodai: Hao.
Ratbeard: Open yer gob and let the words spill out! When are yeh going to tell me?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: How about the pilot, maybe yeh can tell me his name?
Subodai: Hao's on deck.
Ratbeard: Forget how! Tell me the pilot's name.
Subodai: Soon.
Ratbeard: Why not now.
Subodai: Nao is our cook.
Ratbeard: He's the cook, now?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Then who's yer pilot.
Subodai: Hoo is not a member of the crew.
Ratbeard: Most of MooShu, I'm thinkin'! All I want to know is the pilot's name.
Sobodai: Soon
Ratbeard: When?
Subodai: Wen is in the crow's-nest.
Ratbeard: Forget the crow's-nest, I don't want to be there!
Subodai: Good, there's no room for two up there.
Ratbeard: So, soon you'll tell me the pilot's name?
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: But I don't know when.
Subodai: He's in the crow's-nest, I can introduce you.
Ratbeard: Forget about that ruddy crow's-nest! I'll try a different tack, maybe yeh can tell me the name of the cook.
Subodai: Nao.
Ratbeard: No time like the present! So tell me now.
Subodai: Yes.
Ratbeard: Well, I'm waiting, but I want to know when.
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: Now you'll tell me the name of yer bosun?
Subodai: Nao is our cook, the bosun is Fung Gui.
Ratbeard: Nice to hear that he's a barrel o' laughs, but when will you tell me his name?
Together: Crow's-nest!
Ratbeard: That's enough! I ask a few simple questions about the crew and I get told how to get on deck, soon I'll learn the pilot's name, but not now or even when!
Subodai: You've got it!
Sheer brilliance with just a bit of inspiration borrowed from the masters. The Marauders have already said the words, I can only echo them. Whatever you did to inspire this hilarity, please keep doing it. Yar infinity.
Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
10631
Why does Bonnie Anne and Lt. Springer remind me of a Disney movie?
Because they're The Fox and the Hound.
Captain
May 16, 2011
552
The following is an excerpt from my Pirate101-back-boned fan-fiction, on a far-away site. *cues guitar*

~

Connor whipped out his spear and charged Hank. Hank did a jig. Sidestep to the left, sidestep to the right. You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out.

Thwack. Thwack thwack thwack. Thwack thwack, thwack thwack.............. Thwack.

Was the sound of Hank continuously smashing his staff upon the surprisingly hard head of Connor Deveaurux. Finally, the staff shattered into four pieces.

"Ha! I broke your stick!" Connor called out with joy.

Hank sighed. He stuck out the largest piece, which grew immediately to the size of it's previous form. He did the same to the other three pieces.

The look on Connor's face was priceless. It quickly changed from surprise, to fear, to anger, and, eventually to twitching. It was mostly his eyelids, though, it seemed to spread.

Now with four magic sticks, the Witchdoctor commenced the beatings.

~

Whatcha think? This good? Should I continue?
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
Thunder Hawk on Oct 19, 2014 wrote:
The following is an excerpt from my Pirate101-back-boned fan-fiction, on a far-away site. *cues guitar*

~

Connor whipped out his spear and charged Hank. Hank did a jig. Sidestep to the left, sidestep to the right. You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out.

Thwack. Thwack thwack thwack. Thwack thwack, thwack thwack.............. Thwack.

Was the sound of Hank continuously smashing his staff upon the surprisingly hard head of Connor Deveaurux. Finally, the staff shattered into four pieces.

"Ha! I broke your stick!" Connor called out with joy.

Hank sighed. He stuck out the largest piece, which grew immediately to the size of it's previous form. He did the same to the other three pieces.

The look on Connor's face was priceless. It quickly changed from surprise, to fear, to anger, and, eventually to twitching. It was mostly his eyelids, though, it seemed to spread.

Now with four magic sticks, the Witchdoctor commenced the beatings.

~

Whatcha think? This good? Should I continue?
Just 4 words.......Ilikeit!......andit'sfunny!.....pleasedocontinue.....andlovethetwitchingeyelidspart!
Gunner's Mate
May 28, 2013
294
Sam walked into the tavern to meet Anne, Chrissy and Valkoor for lunch. As he approached they couldn't help but notice the edges of a paper towel poking out from under his hat. When Sam took his hat off, there it was, plain as day.

'What's going on?' they asked.

'Arrr, I've got a Bounty on me head!'
Ensign
Dec 16, 2010
6
Why did Bat Masterson cross his wings?
He needed to go to the Batroom!
Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6204
Sam Underhill on Oct 19, 2014 wrote:
Sam walked into the tavern to meet Anne, Chrissy and Valkoor for lunch. As he approached they couldn't help but notice the edges of a paper towel poking out from under his hat. When Sam took his hat off, there it was, plain as day.

'What's going on?' they asked.

'Arrr, I've got a Bounty on me head!'
*Laughing so hard I am snorting*
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
Sam Underhill on Oct 19, 2014 wrote:
Sam walked into the tavern to meet Anne, Chrissy and Valkoor for lunch. As he approached they couldn't help but notice the edges of a paper towel poking out from under his hat. When Sam took his hat off, there it was, plain as day.

'What's going on?' they asked.

'Arrr, I've got a Bounty on me head!'
Sam, that was too funny! I don't care who you are.......that right there was f-u-n-n-y! Oh, by the way, what did we (or at least me) end up getting for lunch. Sorry, but when it comes to good eats, whether in jokes or real-life....well, in the words of Ol' Scratchy-- "I an' I worry 'bout dose kinda tings!" (Just please don't tell me toasted cheese!)

Oh and one other thing, with that kind of Bounty on Sam's head.............would it be safe to say that he is a bit self-absorbed! One thing is for certain though. When it comes to soaking up knowledge, he is quite the quicker-picker-upper!
Captain
May 16, 2011
552
Sam Underhill on Oct 19, 2014 wrote:
Sam walked into the tavern to meet Anne, Chrissy and Valkoor for lunch. As he approached they couldn't help but notice the edges of a paper towel poking out from under his hat. When Sam took his hat off, there it was, plain as day.

'What's going on?' they asked.

'Arrr, I've got a Bounty on me head!'
.............................. *Looks confused for a moment, then face lights up*

Ahhhhhhh....... I see what you did there. Nicely done, Sam.
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