jesusfollower363 on Sep 30, 2014 wrote:

i do love you know you play too much pirate101 jokes but what about the others? post jokes you have about pirate101, any jokes as long as they are pirate101.

here are some:
blind mew walked into a bar and a table and a chair
thats all i got but i bet your way more creative. bring it on!

Just look here: amazingly awesome link of linkiness to an archived thread of hilarious humor.

That may be cheating, but hey, it works! I seem to have left my creativity in the jacket I sold the other day for morphing gold. Perhaps when I find it again I'll post back! Wait, just thought of an awful one:

What did Jack Finch say when he woke up the other morning?

But...why is the Yum gone?

*silence*

Okay, I'll leave the comedy to Valkoor.

Upon finishing the last main quest in Valencia.As a Swashbuckler,after visiting Captain steed to travel to cool ranch.Thinking of a cool place,like a snowy place but it turned out to be a desert and feels hot.

Me as a Swashbuckler : They should have called this place buffalo sauce.
Bonnie Anne : Witch flavor ?
Me as a Swashbuckler : The Hot and Spicy one.

What do call a Moo Shu cuisine in General's Tso's dungeon ?

General Tso's Chicken.

What do call a Sandwich made by Hawkules ?

A Hero Sandwich.

That's all of the Jokes for this post.

ValkoorTheVictorio... on Oct 1, 2014 wrote:

Hey, I rather liked your joke! I may have used up all my preposterous jokes in another, similar thread but I just may have a couple more in me!

What realm do Gracie Conrad and Lucky Jack Russell like to play P101 in?
..........Poochbeard!

(I used this one before, but I just like it)-
What is Subodai's favorite way to drink orange juice?
..........from Khan-centrate!

Why does Dead Mike lack desire and motivating force?
..........because he has no im-pulse!

What do you get when you cross El Toro, an Oni Spirit, Friar Sand and the Salt Witch........with a lemon and Homer Simpson?
..........a Bull-Oni Sand-Witch on Sour DOH!

When at a party, what is Bonnie Anne and Subodai's favorite dance?
..........the Foxtrot!

I'll stop there for now to spare you all the torture......but I got plenty more somewhere around here, now where did they go.

*groans*oh...oh...ah...

Ack!That was just...Foxtrot...im-pulse...Bull-Oni-Sand-Witch-on Sour DOH...Khancentrate...Poochbeard...so dry,must go drink,thirsty...jokes too dry,way too thirsty!

*runs into kitchen to drink water bottles*

Ok I got one! Rooster cog burn walked into a restaruant. Waiter: what would you like to order sir? Cog burn: roast chicken please. Waiter: are you sure you want that? Cog burn: yeah, why? Waiter: well, I think it might be your cousin. Cog burn: whaaaaat!?!?!?!

Why couldn't a kid play pirate101?
It was rated ARRRRR

The Hoodoo Master on Oct 1, 2014 wrote:

*groans*oh...oh...ah...

Ack!That was just...Foxtrot...im-pulse...Bull-Oni-Sand-Witch-on Sour DOH...Khancentrate...Poochbeard...so dry,must go drink,thirsty...jokes too dry,way too thirsty!

*runs into kitchen to drink water bottles*

HeeHaHee....Felix! You should try erasing that dryness with something a bit more potent, like CrokaGatorAde. High quality H20 is great and all, but for dry jokes of this scale, it takes something with some real BITE!

I don't know of this is funny but...
Bonnie: So how'd ye lose ye leg and hand and father Ratbeard? Ratbeard: Didn't ye hear me tell the cap'n I lost it from the Turkey, argh I should have just cooked him when I had the chance. Bonnie: Why didn't you do it? Ratbeard: What are ye insane? The cap'n wouldn't have wanted me to kill him anyway. Bonnie: I think the captains listening. Ratbeard: I don't think he would be, grrrrr when I come to think of it I should have cooked that Turkey it tastes good. Bonnie: Hey! my great, great, great, great grandfather's a turkey you git. Ratbeard: How do ye get a fox from a turkey! Bonnie: I think my great great foxmother married him, I don't remember. Captain Barclay: (Just walks in) Ok I've had enough out of here both of you and stop talking! Ratbeard and Bonnie: Ok cap'n. Ratbeard: What'd ya say that we get that Turkey. Bonnie: Wow you really are a rat.

thatonevalenciansw... on Oct 4, 2014 wrote:

My humor is pretty spontaneous,so here it goes
THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF SILVER JOSEPH VANE AND HIS CREW OF MAGIC PINEAPPLES AND FURRIES.
silver joseph vane:Y0L0 Swag time to get a bag
bonnie:what.
Silver Joseph Vane:It's Leif Erikson day,Hinga-dinga-durgen.
(Silver Joseph Vane Kicks down the door)
Silver Joseph Vane:ARE YOU READY KIDS?!?!?!?
Magic pineapple:....
Silver joseph vane:I Cant hear you...ooooooooooooooo
bonnie anne:what the heck is going on
sarah:The capn's likely gone insane. he has been going through insomnia issues lately.
silver joseph:Subodai,come other here.
subodai:uhhhhhhhh
silver joseph vane:We are like brothers...but we also have the power to summon octagons.
jack black:Did someone say octagon?
silver joseph vane:go home jack.
jack black:aw......
Fin Dorsal:A.A.ron
lucky jack russel:......
fin dorsal:where is a.a.ron right now?
old scratch:i used to know a guy named aaron.
fin dorsal: You done messed up a.a.ron
*Old scratch sends fin to another dimension*
fin:where am i?
*Freddy Fazbear's theme plays*
Fin dorsal:what the?
Freddy:Welcome To freddy's,a land of pizza and fun. we here are the main attraction,we are designed to make you smile for a while,with songs and games and food. so we welcome you here to freddy's.
(the lights turn of)
fin dorsal:ummm,ok. WHAT?
(freddy screaches in fin's face and stuffs him in bonnie)
ratbeard:where'd ye send em'
old scratch:ye dont want to know.
To be continiued.

Hahah! You done messed up a.a.ron! Balakay! Where is Balakay at? Blake: uh, my name is Blake? Teacher: son of a ----!!! (Excuse the language) x teacher busts clipboard in half with his knee x ok y'all wanna play? We'll guess what Balakay? I'm for real, I'm for REAL! So ya better check yerself! Teacher:Ok, jayqulin! Where is jayquelin at? No jayquelin here? Jaqulin: um, do u mean jaqulin? Teacher: son of a ---- Get outta my ----- -----class! Go on!! I apologize for the language, that's what happens in the video though, so if u are under 10 I don't recommend watching it, any way the video is called substitute teacher by key and peele. (I think I may have mixed it up a bit lol my bad)

What do you call a path made by a horse khan?
A sub-way!

What do you a horse khan who goes to sea?
A sub-mariner!

What do you call a horse khan who teaches you how to sew?
A sub-stitch-tutor!

Dedicated to Subodai!

Bonnie Anne walked into the Captain's quarters one day and discovered Sam playing chess with his new parrot. She watched in stunned amazement for a minute or two, then Sam reached out and moved a piece. At this the parrot said "Good move, nice, nice."

"Wow," the Fox said, "that must really be a smart parrot!"

"Nah," said Sam, "I beat him best three of five."

ValkoorTheVictorio... on Oct 9, 2014 wrote:

What's Rooster Cogburn & Kobe Yojimbo's favorite sandwich?
....Roost Beef!

What does Moo Manchu take for his aching bones?
....Cowcium supplements!

Would you say Ratbeard enjoys being a pirate?
....you bet, one might even say he's hooked!

Ratbeard <noticing livestock>: I see you're a Buffaloon Rancher.
Tumbleweed Rancher <sarcastically>: Wow, can't seem to get anything past your eyes!
Ratbeard: That's odd, not even milk?

Ratbeard <noticing storm clouds moving in> : Looks like it might rain.
Tumbleweed Rancher <with sarcasm> : Gee, how'd you guess. Yep, that's why I gotta get these cattle rounded up. Ever herd Buffaloon before.
Ratbeard: Aye ye bet I have, they always says MOO!
Bonnie: No you Git! Hey asked if ye ever had to HERD cattle before.
Ratbeard: Aye, they don't talk much though.
Toro: Not have you HEARD cattle....have you ever had to HERD cattle, you twit.
Ratbeard: I heard ye the first time Toro & yes they be quite loud!
Bonnie: I give up!
Scratch: Now I 'an I, HEARD that!



And here's some jokes about pets & potential hybrids.

What do you get when you morph a Cutie Chameleon with a Frostbiter?
....Acute Frostbite!

What hybrid do you get from a Skarakeet & a Heck Kitty?
....a Skare-dy Cat!

Skarakeet & a Not so Great White Shark?
....Jabber Jaws!

Coconut Crawlie & a Silver Buffaloon?
....a Crabby Patty!

Crokagator & a Clownfish?
....Gator Bait!

Pitfall Puffer & a Celestial Dragon?
....Puff the Magic Dragon!

Sabretoothed Bunny & Imperial Lion(s)?
....Bunny Foo Foo!

Hedgehog & a Golden Stingtail?
....Hedge Clippers!

Batik Eggaloon & a Hoggle?
....Eggs and Ham!

Mechanical Owl & a Violet Bubblefish?
....Hootie and the Blowfish!

Thorny Toad & a Coral Widow?
....Frog Legs!

Not so Great White Shark & a Pork-u-Pine?
....Not such a Great Point!

Chestnut Buffaloon & a Caroling Budgie?
....Chestnut Roasting on an Open Fire!

Hawk & a Sabretoothed Bunny that loves the 80's?
....Feathered Hare!

Timber Rattler & Jackalope?
....A Lumber Jack!

Yer jokes are always funny, Valkoor! Here's one:

What do you get when you cross French Fries and Friar Sand and a Pirate?

Fry-ARRR Sand!

Some Magnificant seven jokes:

Why do you think Billy is a little crazy?
He's still a kid.
Why did Duck go on an adventure to El Dorado with a pirate?
He wanted a Holliday.
Does Jane own a flower shop?
Yeah it's called Canary Jane.
Halloween scripts:
Bat: So any of you want to play baseball or cricket?
Jane: They're basically the same thing bat. I mean you use a bat and hit the ball with it.
Bat: Hey that's offensive. I don't like it when people say that.
Jane: I meant the actual bat in the game.
Bat: Oh, well then I forgive you. Let us play. Ugh, wait a moment I feel a bit sick, I think I drank too much blood. Bleh, bleh bleh.
Dead Mike: Captain I think I am getting a meter closer to my demise.
Me: Don't worry it's Halloween Mike, something good should come out of the dark.
Mike: You're right captain, I should go trick or treating, candy will help me survive longer. I think.
Me: I don't know it could make it worse.
Scratch: You be wrong captain my captain, I 'an I can see fortune fall upon Mike soon.
Mike: Since when did you become a fortune teller.
Scratch: I be telling the truth.
Mormo: Ever since we took undead hoodoo master he brung good luck to us. Mormo have to admit, Scratch better than Mormo.
Scratch: I 'an I was right, I am better than this water mole.
Mormo: Mormo angry, Mormo chew bones of itchy old man.
Kan Po: Quiet! I am meditating you imbecile's so zip your mouths. Otherwise I might have to tell dragonfly about the fight that is going on here.
Mormo: Dragonfly? You talk to dragonflies?
Kan Po: (Thinks in mind) Stupid watermoles, I meant the captain!
Mormo: Oh, Mormo understand, Mormo being quiet now.
Scratch: Ah that is more like it.
Mike: I never actually though of this but can you turn me into a human again?
Scratch: I 'an I never thought of this either, with the power of I 'an I I turn back Mike from which he was!
Mike: Holy bottle of yum it worked. (Runs to captain).
Scratch: Now my turn! Haha it worked. Now I 'an I will rule the spiral!