I was just wondering, since Mooshu tea is the best tea in the spiral, will we ever get to taste it? How does MooShu tea taste? OEJ? Ratbeard? Anyone?

Noble Tyler Strong on May 24, 2014 wrote:

I was just wondering, since Mooshu tea is the best tea in the spiral, will we ever get to taste it? How does MooShu tea taste? OEJ? Ratbeard? Anyone?

To my great demise it did not taste like meat as I hoped, it tastes like normal tea really. The fact that were it comes from were everyone is a meaty delight does not change it. To make a short story longer* it tastes like leaves and nature lots and lots of nature. I'm more of a hot chocolate man myself

-Jack nightgale lvl 65 buccaneer

* I was making it longer by typing more words and it was already short hence to make a short story longer

TheDragonspyrePira... on May 28, 2014 wrote:

To my great demise it did not taste like meat as I hoped, it tastes like normal tea really. The fact that were it comes from were everyone is a meaty delight does not change it. To make a short story longer* it tastes like leaves and nature lots and lots of nature. I'm more of a hot chocolate man myself

-Jack nightgale lvl 65 buccaneer

* I was making it longer by typing more words and it was already short hence to make a short story longer

Ah, nice one Jack! I'm with ya on the hot chocolate, I'd take it over coffee even!

And, yes, MooShu/Moolang Tea does in fact taste like leaves and nature. Trust me when I say this, though, those Ninja Pigs didn't want to give it up.

How does Mooshu tea taste?

Well,which kind?

Moolong?Black Tea?Camoomille?White tea?Compressed tea?Goosecheng tea?Green Tea?Lei Cha tea?
And if Moolong,what kind of Moolong?

Tie Cow Yin?With Orange pekoe?

And then I have to ask is it sweetened?In which case I have to ask,how is it sweetened?Brown Sugar?white Sugar?Less natural sweeteners?Honey?

And what temperature is it heated at?And what water is being used?

Yeah,I know.Tea can be awesome.

Daring Destiny Dov... on Aug 5, 2014 wrote:

I tried to get some tea. He was so fast... it was so fast. The... the pandas came......they ate so much noodles....it was....horrible....

Indeed, the pandas may appear cute and gentle to the untrained eye, but you and I? We know the truth. You look into those seemingly oblivious eyes and realize that there's nothing there, no remorse nor regret, NOTHING. It's like looking into a black hole. They put on a good show, though. Oh yes, they'll act absolutely adorable all day and you'll be having the time of your life playing with pandas. It's all fun and games until someone brings out the noodles. The pandas slowly turn their heads towards you, all in sync. They hold your gaze. They won't stop staring and you find yourself unable to look away. It's now that you understand the gravity of the situation.

"My noodles.", they growl in unison. You start to back away, but its too late.

In sum, I thought your post was funny and felt compelled to write that. Cheers!

~Gibbsie

The Gibbs on Aug 6, 2014 wrote:

Indeed, the pandas may appear cute and gentle to the untrained eye, but you and I? We know the truth. You look into those seemingly oblivious eyes and realize that there's nothing there, no remorse nor regret, NOTHING. It's like looking into a black hole. They put on a good show, though. Oh yes, they'll act absolutely adorable all day and you'll be having the time of your life playing with pandas. It's all fun and games until someone brings out the noodles. The pandas slowly turn their heads towards you, all in sync. They hold your gaze. They won't stop staring and you find yourself unable to look away. It's now that you understand the gravity of the situation.

"My noodles.", they growl in unison. You start to back away, but its too late.

In sum, I thought your post was funny and felt compelled to write that. Cheers!

~Gibbsie

*Thump* Oh, I'm falling off my chair here! That was brilliant!! I believe you have shown the world the true face of pandas. I, too, have learned never to bring noodles near pandas. Those soulless eyes will get you before you have a chance to run...

The tea is a pet food as well it's definitely chi enhancing.

Virtuous Dante Ramsey

The Gibbs on Aug 6, 2014 wrote:

Indeed, the pandas may appear cute and gentle to the untrained eye, but you and I? We know the truth. You look into those seemingly oblivious eyes and realize that there's nothing there, no remorse nor regret, NOTHING. It's like looking into a black hole. They put on a good show, though. Oh yes, they'll act absolutely adorable all day and you'll be having the time of your life playing with pandas. It's all fun and games until someone brings out the noodles. The pandas slowly turn their heads towards you, all in sync. They hold your gaze. They won't stop staring and you find yourself unable to look away. It's now that you understand the gravity of the situation.

"My noodles.", they growl in unison. You start to back away, but its too late.

In sum, I thought your post was funny and felt compelled to write that. Cheers!

~Gibbsie

Now I know the truth... So the cute pandas at the zoo aren't as innocent as they seem? They are so cute...

anecorbie on Aug 7, 2014 wrote:

They have long fangs and strong jaws used to strip the leaves off bamboo, not to mention those vicious claws. Yeah, pandas are soul-less killing machines.

And some of them know Kung Fu.