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the cooking chronicles!

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Petty Officer
Mar 08, 2017
55
the original post is from what's cooking at the taverns, this is an edited version

WELCOME TO The Cooking Chronicles!
im your host, noble valkoor Hawkins and here are our judges!
judge1: bonnie anne
judge2: ratbeard
judge3: me!

we will see the best cooks from the comment section and they will be judged!
the themes are the types of dishes we will judge
this week's theme is...… FREESTYLE
show off any dish you desire!
you have until sunday to submit!
aaaaaaand…. BEGIN!!!!
Admiral
Oct 27, 2009
1439
Pancake Soup: a beef and chive broth with thin crepe like pancakes sliced into many noodles for the soup. Comfort food for a cold day. Are you looking for the entire recipe, with measurements and instructions of how to make it?
Petty Officer
Mar 08, 2017
55
i made dimension cake!, it has many people from other dimensions baked into it such as.....

1. SANESS for a spicy and sour as well as crunchy taste

2. negativitron for a deliciously E V I L aftertaste!

3. void soul from kirby for a gooey texture

4. chairman for a metallic taste and texture

and much more! i hope the judges like it because i have no tasting logic whatsoever!
Commodore
Feb 12, 2015
970
I let Bosun Budd do this one. Here's his recipe!

1: Peel and mash a dozen potatoes, put in large cauldron

2: Chop a Batacuda into small pieces, and throw in cauldron raw.

3: While stirring, add butter, pancake mix, Ratbeard's second-best hat and wooden ladle, all at once.

4: Put apple in mouth, and jump in cauldron.

5: Look happy.

As you may have guessed, Bosun Budd's not exactly the best cook.
Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
10631
Petty Officer
Mar 08, 2017
55
now, for the taste test!
1. pancake soup
bonnie anne: tasty, good enough for more than just a cold day!
ratbeard: YARRRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shoup
ratbeard: yes, its soup

2. dimension cake
bonnie anne: wha?
ratbeard: hothohothothotohtoothothothohtohtohtohtthohot
me: perfect
SANESS:doyouwanttohavebadTOM!?

3. raw bosun budd
bonnie anne: i finally found a good taste in this..... dish?
ratbeard: im not eating another undead pirate!!!!
me: come on ratbeard! it tasty!
ratbeard: No

and the winner is... CALAMITY FINCH FOR HIS PANCAKE SOUP!!!!!
Commodore
Feb 12, 2015
970
anecorbie on Jan 28, 2019 wrote:
I thought you were doing real recipes?
Bosun Budd thinks it's real. Well, with what's left of his brain anyway. What hasn't rotted away is all mushy. That's why he keeps dumping pickles on himself. He thinks it makes him smell good, but... BUDD! NOT AGAIN!!!
Petty Officer
Mar 08, 2017
55
this weeks theme is...… P101 PETS TURN!!!

have your pirate101 pet make a dish!!!!!

my pet, lord midnight the ebon spectre, has made a el doreeto sauce! sauce to make el doreetos edible! its a mix of BBQ sauce, Sour and Sweet sauce and his secret salsa!!!!! he serves el doreetos with it!!!
Commodore
Feb 12, 2015
970
Swissmiss6000 on Feb 1, 2019 wrote:
this weeks theme is...… P101 PETS TURN!!!

have your pirate101 pet make a dish!!!!!

my pet, lord midnight the ebon spectre, has made a el doreeto sauce! sauce to make el doreetos edible! its a mix of BBQ sauce, Sour and Sweet sauce and his secret salsa!!!!! he serves el doreetos with it!!!
Nice choice! My Silver Buffaloon, Chester, has a mouthwatering salad recipe!

1:Pluck fresh Aquilan grass, and throw into bowl.

2: Crumble a few sun-dried Skull Island fern leaves, and add to bowl.

3: Collect fresh Mooshu bamboo shoots and add to bowl.

4: Add vegatation at your choosing!

A:For a metallic aftertaste, collect berries from Blood Vines! But mind the thorns.

B:If you want variety in every bite, add grass from every corner of the Spiral!

C:A bowl full of water always helps!

D:If you're a rule-breaker, watch your pet freak out over some meat! Don't be a rule-breaker. Pets will thank you.

This recipe will satisfy all plant-eaters guranteed! It's Chester approved.