Grumpy Blaze on Nov 7, 2020 wrote:

Ok... I'm glad I finally got membership so I can post suggestions here because boy are they needed. I've been looking at some of these companions and, yeah, they need some work.

1) Starting Companions(from Mooshu): Uh yeah, what is this, let-bucklers-dominate-pvp-fest? No First Strike 3? First Strike 3 available at max promotions. Bucklers get hide in shadows and lose heals, Privy gets barrage at max and buccs get mighty or brutal charge(your pick idk).

2) Bonnie Anne: Most random companion ever. Musket/Shotgunner/Healer/Sniper. That's Bonnie Anne in a nutshell. First off, give her a sniper shot at every promotion(max of 3 at highlander). Stock Assault epic is gonzo. Stock Assault power does an additional epic stun(stuns enemy from triggering epics). And Second Wind 50% at highlander.

3) Old Scratch: I know he's overpowered already, but... Up his drain to Jobu's Embrace(at shaman) and let him get Mojo Rising, yeah that's better.

4) Ratbeard: 100 base armor at max and like +5 dodge. Boom. Actually worthy of being called a bucc now.

5) Gracie Conrad: Idk, maybe let her get repel 3 and htl 3, or first strike 3?

6) Baar: Vicious Charge and prob +10 will and +10 agility that way enemies don't crit on him too much

7) Scorpius: Lolz. Don't worry, I know it was a meme that this guy was super weak but it's his time to shine. Swashbuckler's Stab, Assasin's Gloom and +1 movement range. Oh and throw in First Strike 1 as a base talent. And maybe even Elusive 2(if your feeling generous)

8) Lastly... Hawkules! I remember I used to see pro's in the olden days using him as their first mate all the time. The joke was on me, as I realized how bad he was. Here's how you fix it: Crit buffed to Super, Vicious Charge and Whale's Might(oh boy, I'm just getting started). Tide 3(for obvious reasons), Base talents are Vengeance 2 and Hold 1(also let hold be available to get), plus Strong 1. Oh and just in case he does start to die, maybe a rally too. And if he needs some help, stygian chorus. And we definitely don't need him dying to magic, so +20 will and spellpower. And WOAH. Only 19 armor? Weaksauce, he needs at least 90 armor and 50 magic resist. And due to all these upgrades, I say rename him to legendary hero or demigod.

*Author's Note* This is a meme(LOL), so just wanted you to know, no I am not a really dumb player, I just wanted to have some fun. [To KI] I do not expect any of these changes to be added or considered and I will post a real, legitimate companion suggestions post(to make up for this one) soon